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Bagels and Lox – Italian Style

I’ve got a lot I should be blogging about.  Now that the spring flowers have arrived, I’ve decided Lake Como is one of the most beautiful places on earth.  I’d like to feature the lake – specifically, downtown Como for you.  I also need to do a piece on Alzate Brianza (the town in Como in which we reside).  I would love to share with you images of our condo that we’re borrowing from Jen’s parents.  If that’s not enough… we have had some wonderful experiences recently in Bergamo, Tuscany, Piemonte, Bellagio, Venice and more.  And of course, we’ve had some incredible meals I’d like to showcase.

A scene in Tuscany – what I should be writing about

In order to share these stories I will need to take hundreds of new photos and sift through the thousands I have already taken.  Then, I’ll need to re-create the stories and sprinkle in a bit of research about the towns.

Now, don’t get me wrong – I love doing this.  And I love even more that we have both devoted and casual readers of our blog.  A highlight of my day is getting a comment from a new reader somewhere in the world.  But, I am feeling a bit overwhelmed by the sheer work of it all.  I recognize that feeling stressed over such an unimportant task is comical.  Or perhaps it just makes me look like an asino (you can translate that one on your own).  But what can I say… I just want to do the best job I can.

So what do you do when you’re overwhelmed?  Procrastinate, of course!  And what can make you happy when you’re overwhelmed?  Comfort food, of course!  So this blog is a procrastination piece about comfort food!!

I wouldn’t necessary call bagels and lox your typical “comfort-food”, but it is a breakfast dish both Jen and I love.  We’ve shared many wonderful brunches with this as the main course and loved every crunchy/creamy/slimy and flavorful bite.  Plus, it reminds of us of home.

I was surprised to see how popular smoked salmon (“lox”) is in Italy.  It is widely sold in the supermarket, with a vast number of brands jockeying for premium shelf space.  Since breakfast in Italy is very light (usually just a few biscotti), once in a while we will get salmon to mix things up.  However, a bagel in Italy is as non-existent as a Jew in Mississippi.  So instead, we use toast points and occasionally add capers.

One day, we accidentally stumbled on all the typical ingredients (minus the bagels) and decided to go for it!  So, here is our version of a “bagels and lox brunch, Italian style”.

All the ingredients, minus our “everything” bagels
The final product was quite delicious!

Now that I’m done procrastinating… I just feel more guilty than ever!  Guess I should really get to work… but maybe I’ll just check out some new posts on 9gag first…

How Do You Say, “The End” in German?

Two posts about the Dolomites and now four posts about Austria… will the posts about this road trip ever end?!  I promise, I’ll wrap it up here… I think I’m spending as much time writing as I did enjoying the trip!

An unfortunate haze covers a beautiful city

You may have gathered (HERE) that we instantly fell in love with Salzburg and extended our trip by an extra day/night to see more.  We started day one with a visit to a castle, Hohenwerfen Fortress and so I thought starting our second day with a visit to it’s sister castle, Festung Hohensalzburg would be appropriate.

Castle tower
Inside the main gates
From the main courtyard

Festung Hohensalzburg (literally, High Salzburg Fortress) sits atop the Festungberg Mountain, commanding a view of all Salzburg – a useful feature during the middle ages.  Today, the opposite is even better – a view of the beautiful castle is ever-present as you walk through the city below.  I described a history of it’s sister castle (HERE) – the purpose for this castle was the same.  The original fortification began in 1077 under Archbishop Gebhard von Helfenstein as one of three fortifications during the Investiture Controversy.  Today, it remains as one of the largest medieval castles in all of Europe.

The day was hazy, which was unfortunate given our high position over the city.  I was hoping to capture some amazing panoramas of the city – but the haze wanted to get in my way.  Still, the castle tour was amazing.  We started with a ride up the funicular and then wound our way through the various museums built into the original fortress.

A ride up the funicular
Beautiful views blocked by fog
Wouldn’t want to pick a fight with this crew
I like my lady wearing a bit more “contemporary” undergarments
Don’t be a jackass in the 15th century – or else you’d be sporting this
Guys – just go ahead and shiver.  Yeah, this punishment is for THAT
The chapel
Julia found her knight in shining armor
Leaving the main castle
“My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard…no, really.  Where’s my milkshake?”
Castle tower
View from below

Next up, a classic Sound of Music attraction – Schloss Leopoldskron.  The movie was filmed in Salzburg in 1965 and Schloss Leopoldskron, an amazing estate just outside the city – served as the backdrop for some of the most infamous scenes.  Surprisingly, the city’s fascination with the movie consumed me and I did an ample amount of research about the film.  It turns out, many tour operators pass off the estate as the Von Trapp Family home featured in the movie.  Couple points of order (during which, we’ll take a brief detour).  The movie, The Sound of Music staring Julie Andrews (America’s earlier version of Julia Roberts) was based on the 1959 musical, The Von Trapp Family Singers.  The musical was based on the real life Von Trapp family, a family that lived in Austria in the early 1900’s.  OK – this brings us back to Schloss Leopoldskron, which is often falsely presented as the Von Trapp home.  The real family did not live there (they lived in a more modest estate in another neighborhood).  This was not their home in the movie (there’s only one brief front exterior scene of the Von Trapp home, and that was yet another estate).  They did not film inside (the interior shots were done in Hollywood).  So, why on earth would anyone come here?  Well, it’s easy for tours to pass off as the home because it’s a wonderful sight to behold and who really remembers anyway?!  The tie to the movie you ask… remember when the kids paddle home in the canoe to meet The Captain’s girlfriend (and fall in the lake, getting soaked in the process)?  Well, that scene was filmed here (and the subsequent scene with the pink lemonade).  In any event, it made for a nice walk along the side of the castle and down into another town.  Plus, we still had a lot of sausage and pretzels to work off!

We followed a beautiful road that wrapped us around the castle
Julia kept wanting to “pet” the ducks – Villa in the back
Schloss Leopoldskron – castle in the background
A stroll with one of my favorite ladies
As we walked back, we navigated through town and then walked along the river.  Our new mission – successfully make it to Augustinerkloster und Brau – a beer house and oh, so much more!  But we passed an outdoor food market… the best kind of market.  I had to stop and get a German sandwich.
Rooftop view along the route back to the city
Soft pretzels – I happen to be a sucker
I love me some vendor food – this place made a mean sandwich

Eventually, we made it to Augustinerbier.  The monastery, now turned beer hall is furnished with a large dining area (picture your mall’s food court, but exclusively German food… and no samples on toothpicks), several great halls for drinking, a beer garden and more.  The brewery was founded in 1621 by Augustinian monks called from Bavaria.  To this day, they follow the Purity Law of Brewing, set in 1516.  Your journey begins by picking a mug (the size of your choosing) and then washing it in a communal sink.  Next, you present your mug to be filled and go find your seat.  Many of the tables are reserved, so move fast!  We were among the first through the doors at 3:00pm on a Wednesday and the place was packed within 20 minutes.  Many of the tables are reserved for individuals and companies – just like box seats at a stadium.

The most amazing beer house I’ve ever been to outside of Munich
I think this says, “Come in and enjoy some beer”
Food court before the crowds arrived
Choose your mug
Give it a good rinse (that’s not me, by the way)
Guess who’s is who’s.  You’re correct… mine is on the left.  Jen has a wooden leg
“Not, ‘cin-cin’ Mom… here you say, ‘prost’!”
Julia on the loose!
Look at the placards on the wall – choice seats go for big bucks
One of the smaller drinking halls
We were bummed it was too cold for the garden – maybe next time

After a couple brews (and apple juices for Julia) we had another Sound of Music destination – Mirabellgarten.  These immaculate gardens are beautifully maintained and offer the perfect line of sight to the castle on the hill.  They are also great for singing “do-ray-me-fa-so-la-te-do” and running beneath a tunnel of foliage.  I even helped a group of college girls photograph a replica of the moment when the Von Trapp family jumps on the entry steps.  They could only jump about 4″ off the ground.  It was not easy to photograph.

Beautifully maintained garden
Perfect juxtaposition with the castle – sad about the haze
Julia wanted to ride the “horse”
Early for flowers – but in a nice bloom
Julia ran around like a kid in a candy store
I had all of three seconds to capture this shot
The Von Trapps ran under this archway in the movie
A nice fountain
Many beautiful statues

As the sun fell behind my new favorite castle, we headed back toward the hotel to eat dinner.  We finally found Das Stadtwirtshaus, a restaurant near our hotel that we were unsuccessful in finding the day before.  The 24 hour wait was worth it – everything about the restaurant was exactly what we wanted.  Truly authentic and delicious.  Unfortunately, a full week in some of the most amazing places we’d ever seen and my camera’s memory card was full, so you’ll have to imagine this meal along with us.

The next day we woke up early and enjoyed a nice breakfast in our hotel. Afterward, we piled into the car and began the six hour ride home.  Our three-day trip that turned into a two-country-week-long-tour was finally over.  And so are the stories about this particular family adventure.  Thanks for reading!

The Hills Are Alive With the Sound of… Julia

Apparently I’m the only person in the world to forget that, “The Sound of Music” took place in Salzburg, Austria.  I base this observation on the countless number of tour operators and tourists we observed visiting and posing at key movie locations.  However, thanks to a quick iTunes movie download in the hotel, we were quickly singing our doe-ray-me’s along with the rest of the cheese balls.

Not only was this classic movie set and shot here, but a fairly famous musician was also born and raised in the city.  Perhaps you’ve heard of him… Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart.   Salzburg is an amazing city filled with a rich history and jaw-dropping beauty.  We left northern Italy for Austria on a whim two days prior.  We continued riding that whim and drove further into Austria to see Salzburg on the suggestion of family.  Since our expectations of the city were nonexistent, they were easy to surpass – but I would think this city could have easily leapt the most lofty of them all.
Julia taking in the sights
Since our first day in Salzburg was framed with an incredible visit to Hohenwerfen Castle (HERE), we didn’t arrive in the actual city until mid-afternoon.  Having spent more than the anticipated amount of time at the castle, we had a lot of ground to make up.  We walked down Linzer Gasse until we crossed over Staatsbrücke Brücke (State Bridge), one of the oldest in the city.  The original bridge was built in 1090 and now the 10th incantation of this passage stands with a plaque commemorating the slave labour from Eastern Europe used to reconstruct it during WWII.
View from the Staatsbrücke Brücke
Landestheatre (Provincial Theatre)

We spent quite a bit of time walking through the Altstadt (Old Town), taking in the marvel of the city.  My carefully planned itinerary seemed to constantly evolve as we made turn after turn based on our curiosity, rather than our plan of attack.  We strolled past the birthplace of Mozart, but declined to pay the €35 admission (for all of us) to see some old violins.  Sorry, Wolfgang…  I’m still a fan.

Street view – Google, I’m available for free-lance
St. Blaise’s Church at the end of the shops
Mozart’s first “crib”… literally, he was born here
We next discovered the Pferdeschwemme (Horse Pond) – one of two remaining in the city where horses would go to get cleaned.  In the middle stands a statue, Der Rossebändiger (horse whisperer), which is a bit of an inside joke unique to the city.  Not sure I got the joke, but we did enjoy the spectacle.
The Horse Pond with the “funny” statue in the middle
The pond is carved directly into the face of a mountain
A better view of the horse’s entrance

At this point in our voyage we were at a critical crossroads.  We could head northwest to the Augustinerkloster und Bräu (Monastery and Beer… a beer garden) for a brew and dinner.  This would consume the remainder of our first of only two days.  Or we could head southeast and continue further into the city.  I wanted it all, but knew we had to chose.  So we made the right choice – stay another night and do it all!  We postponed the Beer Garden for the next day.

We were happy with our choice to stay another day

We walked along Hofstallgasee, passing by some incredible sights – and always with an eye upward at Festung Hohensalsburg (the Castle that sits overlooking the city).

Festung Hohensalsburg above the city
Kollegienkirche (Collegiate Church)
A nice horse and buggy through the city would be fun
And the castle again

This path led us directly to St. Peter’s Abbey, one of the oldest monasteries in the German area.  The abbey was formed in 696 by Saint Rupert.  During medieval times, the monastery was known for its educational prowess.  Adjacent to the monestary were catacombs that were carved into the face of the mountain, just next to the cemetery.  St. Peter’s Cemetery was created at the time of Late Antiquity and therefore, older than the Abbey itself.  The dead have been buried here for 1,300 years.

Welcome!
Inside the courtyard
The Abbey at Saint Peter’s
“Hey guys, let’s go!”
“I’m not waiting for you suckers, I’m off!”
“Are you coming?!”
The cemetery
Always time to stop…
…and smell the roses
Catacomb Chapel built directly into the face of the mountain
Private burial sites
“I love this place!”

After leaving the awe-inspiring Abbey, we stopped to watch a life-sized chess match in action in the Domplatz (plaza outside the Dom).  One of the other spectators was nibbling on a giant pretzel and we had to get in on that action!

Check… and… mate!
Num-num-num!

Next up was the Dom of Salzburg, or Salzburg Cathedral.  Today’s baroque style cathedral was finished in 1628 and replaces the original cathedral built on the site in 774.  I’m sorry to admit, but most European cathedrals, while beautiful – do not particularly hold my attention.  However, the Dom was different.  My father-in law (Dominic) may say it’s because of the name – but I think perhaps the artwork and painting intrigued me a bit more.  We barely got out before closing, and somehow I became the valet as 30 people exited through the surprisingly heavy door I was holding.  Good thing I had eaten that pretzel for strength!

The Salzburg Dom
Allegoric figures representing an Angel, Devil, Wisdom and the Church
Jen lights a candle
Inside one of the domes
I promise – this door is as heavy as it looks

The day was winding down, and Julia needed to eat.  OK… I needed to eat.  We walked back toward the hotel and searched for a restaurant the concierge recommended, Das Stadtwirtshaus.  Our German hadn’t improved since we first arrived in Austria and we couldn’t find the place.  Instead, we found Altstadtheuriger-Bruderhof – a modern place that blended classic German cuisine with a contemporary style.  The result was delightful. And Julia couldn’t have had any more fun!

“We’re eating weinerschnitzel?! Hahaha!”
“Daddy, you’re so funny…you said schnitzel!”
“BWHAHAHAHAHA!”
“Oh, did you want to sit here?!”
Clear beef soup with root vegetable and liver dumpling
Wienerschnitzel served with parsley potatoes
Baked breast of corn chicken
served with a creamy and lime flavored cucumbers and parsley potatoes

At the end of the day, we still hadn’t visited the castle overlooking the city, had a beer at the beer garden or seen any of the classic Sound of Music sights.  Glad we had planned to stay an extra day – we would be busy waking up the hills with the sound of our music tomorrow!

A Castle? OK… I’ll Take Two!

I did it!  I saw my first castle.  It was wonderful – so tender and caring.  And it lasted all morning!  A first I’ll never forget!
Hohenwerfen Fortress

When we drove into Austria, the hardest part after visiting Innsbruck (read about it HERE) was choosing which castle to visit.  We had already planned on visiting Salzburg next, so I carefully chose among the four major castles near the city.  I settled on Hohenwerfen Fortress about 40 km southeast of Salzburg.  The plan was simple – leave Innsbruck early and drive straight to the castle.  We would spend an hour or so at Hohenwerfen Fortress and then head to our hotel in Salzburg.  My plan was solid – but I underestimated how much fun we’d have at the castle, and we ended up staying nearly four hours.

The original fortification was started nearly 1,000 years ago and has withstood an interesting history full of war, civil unrest, fire and constant expansion and re-construction.  The castle sits high atop a 155m rock in the town of Werfen, Austria.

The castle commands a view of the entire valley *stock photo
A watch guard’s view from one of the towers

The original fortress was commissioned in 1075 by Archbishop Gebhard of Salzburg (along with it’s “sister” castle Fortress Hohensalzburg, which we saw two days later).  It was built as a stronghold during the Investiture Controversy, a beef between Kings and Popes that somehow lasted nearly 50 years.  What were they were fighting over, you ask?  The right to appoint church officials, such as Bishops and Abbots.  I didn’t understand why this was such an important issue for the monarchies, but after reading a bit on the battle – I was not surprised to learn it boiled down to one of the three major “fighting follies” (as defined by me… term is patent pending).  It always boils down to money (to include lands), ego (to include power and legacy) or a woman (self explanatory).  Back then, the title of Bishop came with a substantial amount of wealth and land.  And since a title was simply a commodity that could be appointed by a king… the monarchy could sell the title and make a tidy little profit.  So, in this case – it was about money (although, I wouldn’t be surprised if there was a woman in there somewhere).

In one corner, we had King Henry IV – a German King since the age of 6.  And in the other corner, we had Pope Gregory VII (I’m pulling for him… his name makes him seem trustworthy.  And probably good looking).  The Pope essentially claimed that since the Roman church was founded by none other than God, it’s power to appoint Bishops lay solely with the Pope himself.  King Henry (now a man) disagreed and vocalized it in a public letter to the Pope, essentially starting a 50 year battle-royale, beginning in 1075.  And so the Archbishop of Salzburg (an ally of my man, Gregory) built three major castles as protection against the German king.  The ending you ask?  Well… everyone should know, you don’t mess with a Gregory!  The Papacy gained the right of appointment.

Lower courtyard *stock photo

Even though this castle had a long and bloody past, our visit was rather tranquil and quite pleasant.  At the base of the great rock (upon which the castle is perched) we had the option of riding a funicular (cable car) or walking up a path.  Since it was early in the day and the weather was perfect, we opted to walk.  Julia also enjoyed stretching her legs after being in the car for two hours.

“Look mom, I’m a hiker!”
Julia was definitely happier walking…
…and exploring!
View of the valley from the path
Entering through the gates
The castle’s main fortification walls
There was a house inside the gates that was inhabited – groundskeeper?

Admission to the castle (€11 per person) included quite a bit.  A walking tour with audio guide, an impressive falconry display of flight, an illuminating exhibition on the construction of the castle, an interactive history of weaponry and a museum on the history of falconry.  You can see why we were there for four hours!

Julia particularly enjoyed the audio guide
The falconry show was about to begin

Our timing through the castle gates was perfect.  Just minutes after we bought our tickets, the flight show commenced, featuring many different types of falcons and other birds of prey.  It was purely breathtaking.

The Falconer explains the presentation
She shows us the first Falcon
One of the falcons in flight
Naturally, the birds loved taking to the air
The Falcons got right in the crowd

My favorite part was the majestical eagle.  The falconer had some fun with the crowds.  He would prompt these great birds to fly just a few feet over our heads. It was a great way to start the castle tour.

The eagle – our favorite
He’s headed right for us
RIGHT FOR US!!!

Next, we moved on to the guided castle tour, which was in German.  Fortunately, we got electronic audio guides that we used.  The tour guide herself was trilingual so she was able to field all our questions.  It took some time to navigate through the chapel, prisons, torture chambers, royal quarters, bell tower and more.

We’re about to go in!
Love the turrets
View of the monarchies chambers and courtyard
Birds in flight – another demonstration had commenced
The castle’s chapel, reconstructed in the 16th century
Bob here, simulates an archer at his post
This stone weighed 1/2 ton – no problem for me!
A device in the torture chamber
Our group crammed into the torture chamber
A scene along the tour
The loo – it opened straight down the side of the outer wall
400 year old wood floors in the bell tower
Jen and Julia climbing to the top of the bell tower
The bell would sound to wake everyone up
Julia tried to ring it

We spent some additional time walking around the various parts of the castle, including the main courtyard, and museums of weaponry and falconry.  We also grabbed a light lunch at the restaurant in the original dining hall of the castle.

Julia in the courtyard
Playing on one of the unicorns (FYI – I nailed 4/5 rings from 12′ out)
Bell tower (reconstructed in 1826 after a fire)
Julia in the dining hall before her lunch

I was more than happy that my first real castle didn’t disappoint!  Next, we headed off to Salzburg… a lot more on that wonderful trip to come!

“G’day Mate” from Innsbruck, Austria

Strange… not only do they not say, “g’day mate” in Austria – they speak German!  Oh well, what’re you gonna do?!

Innsbruck, Austria

After we spent four wonderful days in the Dolomiti mountains (which you can read about HERE and HERE), we planned an impromptu trip to Austria.  The Dolomites span across the northern end of the Italy, just south of Austria.  A quick google search confirmed that we could arrive in Innsbruck in under three hours and the opportunity was too good to pass up.  Once we explained our plan to visit Innsbruck to Claudia’s cousin, Angelo – he suggested we also stop by Salzburg.  Well, what’s another couple hours drive and another day or two?  After all, we didn’t think we’d be back in Austria anytime soon.

I spent our last night in Canale D’ Agordo (Italy) booking an Innsbruck hotel, researching tourist attractions and planning our itinerary.  I was up early, with breakfast in my belly and our luggage in the car by 8:30am.  We got on the road at 11:30am.

The GPS took us on small streets winding through the mountains, as opposed to the faster Autostrada – and that was perfectly fine with us.  The drive into Austria was probably the most pleasurable drive I’ve ever undertaken.  While I loved chauffeuring my wife and baby, I must admit that I did envision instead riding my motorcycle; and sadly missed my poor Harley, sitting all by it’s lonesome in Maryland.

View from the road departing the Dolomites
A two-lane tunnel shooting through the mountain

Jen and I were awe-struck by the mountainous scenery; but also impressed by one noticeable phenomenon.  Once we crossed over the border into Austria, there seemed to be a castle or fortress at every turn.  I was nearly giddy – I’ve been on a caste-hunt since I moved to Italy.  And now I was as excited as a boy on prom night, knowing my first castle was just around the corner.

We were greeted by a castle almost immediately upon entering Austria
Older fortresses lined the newer road

We arrived in Innsbruck around mid-day and checked into our hotel.  We set out to walk and enjoy some of the sights the city had to offer.  Our hotel was centrally located (thank you, booking.com), so we wound slowly through the old city toward the funicular (cable car up the mountain).  Innsbruck has astonishing mountains surrounding the entire city, and we intended on elevating ourselves high enough to command a view of the entire city.

The Old City in Innsbruck
Great architecture
A pretty church peeking out

Along the way, we saw signs for the city zoo – an attraction I had read was enjoyable for families.  Since it was on the way, we decided to let Julia have some fun of her own.  What we didn’t realize was the trek was going to be quite challenging by foot.

Talk about your uphill climb!
We were tempted to stop here, but we pushed on

We continued to climb for over an hour on steep vertical streets until we finally arrived at the zoo.  We eagerly entered, excited to take a break from the climb up the mountain.  Oooohhh… so sorry!  Since the zoo was literally built into the side of a mountain – the zoo itself wound upward still.  I guess that explains why the mountain goats had one of the most impressive exhibits (and one of my favorites).

Alpenzoo – we made it!
Majestic wolf – he had just finished dancing with Kevin Costner
Large brown bear who got within feet of us
Julia wanted to play with a bear of her own

There was a petting zoo for Julia, who always loves getting a chance to pet the cute farm animals.

“Stop watching moooo eat!!!” 
Adorable lil guys!
“Uhh, mom – these guys are a little scary”
Stopping for a quick drink
Mommaguarda (look)!”
As we wound our way through the zoo’s path, we spotted various bird sanctuaries just off to the side.  Everyone had the option to enter and get face to face with various birds (without any glass or cages).  I opted to go in each one, but Jen has a small fear of birds so she didn’t go in any of these exhibits.  However, strangely enough – the path eventually led us directly into one of these sanctuaries.  There was no going around it, so Jen would have to confront her fear.  Well, how bad could it be?

As we were walking through (a distance of maybe 20 yards from beginning to end) we first noticed the bird’s lunch – recently digested and lying about four feet from where we were walking.  It did not help Jen discover a newfound confidence in these winged mammals.

Lunch?!  Ummmm, are we next?!

Next, we came face to face with the great bird itself, taking a drink after it’s lunch.

“Oh, he doesn’t look so bad”
“Well, he’s coming closer”
“Umm, and closer!” (at this point – he was hissing)
Here is Jen, gripped by fear and making a dash for the door

This guy was clearly not happy we had come into his world.  He perched atop a nearby rock and hissed until we both cleared from his home.  I couldn’t help but laugh at Jen’s gripping fear coming full surface.  That is, until I had to walk past him myself.  I’d be lying if I didn’t say I hugged the right side of the wall.  Next, we came to another one of these death cages.  Only, this one was marked by heavy chains!!!  What is this?!  Some kind of torture zoo?!  What type of carnivorous bird was in this exhibit?!

What lies behind the chains?!
Nothing but a bunch of these cute, little guys.  WHEW!

After we finished at the zoo, we walked the short way to the funicular.  The ride up was fun and the view was truly worth it.  We stopped to get a bite for Julia – something that proved to be either a mistake or a wonderful turn of events (depending on how we decided to look at it), as we missed the final cable car by mere minutes.  We started the long walk down, a bit nervous about how long the walk might take.

The funicular station
Jen and Julia at the base of the station
View over Innsbruck
The beautiful mountains surround the city

We thought it wise to follow a sign to the zoo, quite some distance below.  I knew I could easily get us home from the zoo and so following the sign (as opposed to the actual road) seemed smart at the time.  We had no idea this particular route would add a significant amount of time… but also give us a memory of Innsbruck we’d always cherish.

A sign we saw later, noting the path

We didn’t seem to notice as the road narrowed, and then the pavement disappeared.  We were too taken with the beauty of nature and the view of the city in the twilight.

City view as the sun sets
A portion of the funicular

When the path started making sharp turns and the branches and rocks started bouncing Julia’s stroller more than a lowrider with hydraulics – we realized we made a mistake.  As it turns out, our Italian is far better than our German.  The signs we saw pointing toward the zoo were for mountain bikers – we had begun a trajectory that wound us deep into the woods, on a steep descent.  There was just enough daylight to keep Jen from worrying too badly and so we made light of the situation.  I pointed out the positives – it was certainly a much more direct route down the mountain… and when else would we have an opportunity to hike through the hills in Innsbruck?

The path here was still fairly simple
It got a bit trickier – I took over the stroller

At one point, we found a vast clearing in the woods used as a small campground.  I reassured Jen that if we couldn’t find our way out of the woods, we had a wonderful place to camp.  She reminded me that we didn’t have any camping gear – I refrained from joking that our love would protect us.

A clearing along the way
Charming old bridge we passed by (but not over)
Back on a solid path, nearly at the bottom
It was dark by the end of the journey
We crossed one final bridge to get back to the city

At long last, we made it the base of the mountain just as the sun had set.  We rejoiced at our good fortune and decided a celebration was in order.  Since Julia was already fast asleep, we grabbed a bottle of wine and had a little party for two in our hotel room.

The main clock tower, back in town

Innsbruck is simply wonderful and we would love to have been able to spend more time there.  But I had already planned the next day, and Hohenwerfen Fortress (my first castle) was calling my name.

Mardis Gras’ Got Nothing On Dublin

Day three in Dublin brought no less excitement than either of the first two days.  If you haven’t read about the first couple days and are interested in reading about this wonderful vacation in sequential order, you can read about Day One HERE and Day Two HERE.

Julia getting ready to go outside for some fun

We had booked a return from Dublin on Monday morning so that we could enjoy the famous Saint Patrick’s Day Parade and all the corresponding festivities on Sunday.  We had heard for quite some time that the People’s Parade was a wonderful sight to behold and that we should arrive early.  Fortunately, our hotel was directly along the parade route.  Even more fortunate was that we were given a room with a direct view of the parade.

Street level action
View from the room

Jen continued to tell me from the moment we woke that we needed to be standing along the parade route early.  Everything she read said that should stake our spot at 9:00am for a 12:00pm start.  I was far less excited about standing dormant for three hours with a toddler.  And I’m notoriously famous for playing the risky game of “see, I was right” (me) versus “I told you… you never listen” (her).  I lost track of the score years ago, but I’m willing to bet I’m in the lead.  Unfortunately, I lost a point in this round.

Julia got in her “pouch” to watch in comfort

I had convinced Jen that the light drizzle would delay people’s arrival.  I also reassured her that our pivotal view of the route would allow us to descend from our room and claim a prime spot as soon as the crowd grew.  My theory proved to have merit when I checked the window at 10:00am, only to see a few stragglers standing by the gates.  Twenty minutes later, I glanced down again – not expecting much change.  I was wrong.  The first row was already full and a second row was filling up quickly.  We rushed to adorn ourselves in green and headed down – just in time to sneak a 2nd/3rd row position (depending on which way the crowd was swaying).

Of course, we got dressed in green
Mixed into the crowd

This was the first year that the famous parade opened it’s gates to people from all around the world.  8,000 participants from Brazil to Finland, New York to Hong Kong created their own floats and costumes to symbolize the pride they had in their customs and traditions.

Dancers from Brazil
Stagecoach from Austria
Sweater?!  From… Norway??  Canada??

We watched the parade from the street for about an hour – but soon decided a little sitting and Guinness should be on the menu.  I took Julia to the room while Jen ordered a couple of pints from the hotel bar.  We had a great view of the parade and with the space to spread out – Julia couldn’t help herself from dancing.

We were thrilled that we got to see the parade at street level, but I think we were all thankful that we were able to also watch from the room and still join in the festivities.
Julia watching from above
Cheers!!
Julia and her momma
Paddy’s Day gear
Hugging my Irish princess…
… and teaching her bad habits I’ll live to regret!
Just a small crowd

After the parade wrapped up, we walked across the street to the Temple Bar area for lunch and another pint.  Not a good move on Saint Patrick’s Day.  Temple Bar is the “party” district of Dublin and the atmosphere was that of 1,000 fraternity houses melded into one.  We couldn’t find anywhere to eat and had to settle for the only quiet place we could find.  A wonderful restaurant that served the exact type of food you want to eat when you’re in Ireland… Chinese food!  It certainly wasn’t part of the plan (I would have happily eaten fish and chips for every meal) , but it worked out just fine.

Julia got a lollipop after her lunch

We walked for quite some time more and crossed the river toward the northern end of the city to get away from all the chaos and explore some new areas.  We thoroughly enjoyed ourselves, but admittedly we longed a bit for the carefree fun of our youth – what with all the rebel rousing around us.  We were just about to walk into the Brazen Head, Dublin’s oldest pub (est. 1198) when the line instantly tripled (one in one out).

The Brazen Head (est. 1198)

We continued on and found a quiet, out of the way pub.  It certainly didn’t have the atmosphere we were looking for (it actually looked rather boring) – but we could rest assured no one would try to use Julia’s head as a coaster.  By chance (or Irish luck), I decided to poke my head into one last pub as an alternative option.  I came out with a grin from ear to ear.  “Jen, come on!  It’s a pub for kids!”

Our “Pub for Kids”

It really wasn’t a pub for kids… but the loud music we heard blasting was for a kids dance competition.  And the candy they were passing around was for the kids.  And the cider they were offering was for the kids.  And everything else was for the adults!  What a perfect place.  It turns out, we found a locals pub and they were hosting a place for families to participate in the partying without having to leave the kids behind.  Everyone was so sweet to Julia, she instantly made friends.  We also made friends with a nice Irish lass, Victoria and her mother.  We enjoyed talking to her, and pretended to understand her mother.  Even though we spoke the same language – we were far apart in accents.

You have a baby…in a bar?!
Great juxtaposition, huh?!
“I think I’ll take some… CANDY!” 
Happy family – I claimed their Irish blood for the day
Our friends
Our new friend, Victoria who was very sweet to Julia

We finished our final day in Dublin completely content with our trip.  The only regret was not booking a ticket to stay longer in Ireland.  We both eagerly agreed that we would happily come back to one of our new favorite cities.

About to get on a plane – no one told him Paddy’s Day was over

I’ll take a pint of the black stuff, Gov’na!

May your heart be warm and happy,
With the lilt of Irish laughter,
Every day in every way
And forever and ever after.
-Unknown
An Old Irish Toast
To start a new post
About viewing sights
And about drinking pints
We went on a Guinness tour
How many pints… we’re still unsure!
-Greg

Come enjoy a pint with us…

We arrived in Dublin on Friday with plenty of time to enjoy the day, which you can read about HERE.  We woke up Saturday even more eager to get started after everything we had seen the day before.  We enjoyed a wonderful breakfast of eggs, soda bread and black pudding (blood sausage) in our hotel’s restaurant.  As Jen drank her fresh-squeezed orange juice, I poured over my cheesy, hyper-animated tourist map of the city.  I came to two conclusions – animated graphics of tourist attractions are as helpful as pictures on a menu at Denny’s.  That, and we were going to do a lot of walking!

A helpful reminder to Americans that they drive on the opposite side

I had a route strategically designed to maximize the enjoyment of our walking tour.  I imagined the original architects of the city would be proud of my clairvoyant understanding of their intentions.  But Jen had a different plan – she wanted to go to Merrion Square to scout a kids festival she had read about (a few miles due east of where I wanted to go).  “Sure thing, honey – sounds perfect!!”  Ladies and gentleman – I’m no rookie.

We departed from the hotel and walked along Nassau Street (no via‘s or strada‘s in Dublin) toward the 250 year old Merrion Square, largely considered one of the city’s finest parks.  The city had set up the, Big Day Out which included street theatre, music, fun zones for kids, workshops, arts and crafts, etc.  A perfect place for a family… if it were open.  We had gotten a bit too early of a start and arrived ahead of the opening.  I consulted my map and re-routed our course.  Our primary destination – the Guinness Factory… with a few “pit-stops” along the way.  You know, things of lesser importance such as the infamous St. Patrick’s Cathedral and Dublin’s Castle.  Only a few impressive, historical sights were in between me and my freshly brewed pint.

Walking west in the southern section of the city, we passed the back-side of Leinster House (currently the National Parliament Building) and then Department of the Taoiseach (the most impressive in a complex of Government Buildings), sights we took in through the gates along Merrion Street.

Department of the Taoiseach
Leinster House

We passed by St. Stephen’s Green and subsequently the St. Stephen’s Green Shopping Centre, which houses the largest indoor clock in Europe (according to the advertisement on my map).  While the building was beautiful and everyone loves a giant clock… it wasn’t enough of a draw to lure us inside.

St. Stephen’s Green Shopping Centre

We crossed over South Great George Street, which houses the South City Market (also referred to as George’s Street Arcade).  The Victorian-style indoor market was originally opened in 1876 and re-built as it stands today after a great fire in 1892.

South City Market -or- George’s Street Arcade

We arrived at St Patrick’s Cathedral early enough to enjoy some quality time before many of the other tourists arrived.  In the year of it’s founding, 1191 – St. Patrick’s Cathedral was dedicated to the same Saint for which we now devote a day of drinking Guinness and dressing in green.  The cathedral is Dublin’s second largest cathedral.  Since there was no precedent for two cathedrals in one city – many believe it was built 100+ years after Christ Church Cathedral in order to replace the larger church just up the street.  If that was the intent, they were unsuccessful in crushing the competition.  They should have consulted Sam Walton’s Irish ancestors.

Saint Patrick’s Cathedral
Julia, who had been kissed by a leprechaun
My Irish lassies
The sky was simply beautiful over the cathedral

By the time the crowds descended on St. Patrick’s Cathedral, we had departed toward the Viking/Medieval area to continue our tour.  We arrived at Christ Church Cathedral just as a light drizzle cut through the otherwise strikingly blue sky we’d enjoyed all morning.

Christ Church Cathedral – the larger and older of the two

A perfect time for lunch – and as fortune would have it, a make-shift food market had been set up on the grounds of the church.  An easy decision was made easier because we are always huge fans of vendor-food.

Vendors in front of the church
Kilts are back in fashion this spring

After lunch we stopped by Dublin Castle which was sadly, a bit disappointing.  We have had grand visions of seeing many of Europe’s castles this year and this was to be our first “real” castle.  What we didn’t know is that most of the original structure no longer stands – only one tower from medieval times remains and it is now attached to a much more modern government building.  Oh well, there’s still time for more castles – I don’t suppose they’re going anywhere anytime soon.

Dublin Castle – what remains

We had made the perfect loop to put us in line with the Guinness Factory, or Guinness Storehouse as it’s called in Dublin – about two miles due west.  We still didn’t know quite what to expect when we made the left onto Crane Street, except that we’d be in for a treat.  The brewery-site was absolutely enormous and filled with Irish charm.  Outside of Las Vegas, there’s only one other “candy store” for adults – and we had found it!

Turn left for fun
Want to increase your “cool factor” – stand here

I was a bit nervous when we saw the size of the line (our two-year old has many wonderful qualities, but patience is not one of them).  I walked to the front and realized that was only the first leg – it wrapped around the building in a depressing right angle.  I was slowly walking back to ask Jen the inevitable, “should we wait” when fortune stepped in and saved the day.  A Storehouse employee saw us with our stroller and whisked us out of line and in through a back door.  He escorted us to a special ticket counter and then directly into the Storehouse.  Thank you, Mr. Guinness for mixing in customer service with your perfect balance of hops and barley.

Guinness St. Jame’s Gate – our VIP entrance

I would highly recommend this tour to anyone!  The Guinness Storehouse is a single building in a larger campus of buildings designated for brewing.  Arthur Guinness signed a 9,000 year lease for the property, so you can rest assured there will be many more pints to come.  The Storehouse is a modern architectural dream, with glass and steel set around a museum, shop and multiple bars.

Just a portion of the enormous campus where Guinness is brewed
“I’m so excited, I could dance”
You start the tour in the atrium, at the bottom of the worlds largest glass pint (which, if full could hold 14.3 million pints of the delicious black brew).  The tour winds it’s way up four of the seven stories in the building and then back down to the first floor.
Escalator to start the tour
Part of the giant pint
The Store to buy merchandise

The tour…

Hops grown in one of two parts of the world
Water is critical in the brewing proces
An old barrel used for aging
Old barrels now serve as a gate to a bar
Quote by Rupert Guinness

At the end of the tour, you can sample a free taste of Guinness.  It was funny to watch people go back again and again and again.  Although a bit awkward when we kept running into each other at the bar!

I heard more consecutive glasses break than ever before
Just a taste…

Then, with your paid admission – you are entitled to one free full pint of Guinness at any of the many bars of your choice.  We chose the most popular, Gravity Bar at the top of the building.  The Gravity Bar offers panoramic 365 degree views of the city.  On a beautiful blue day like we had – we couldn’t get there fast enough.

Imagine the most amazing club you’ve ever been to – great music, tons of pretty faces, and a wonderful mood.  Then add the best views of an incredible city and free Guinness… and you’ve got a proper image of Gravity Bar.

Gravity Bar overtop Dublin
The perfect pour…
…complete with shamrock…
…and a mate!

Only trouble… Julia didn’t quite get into the fun.  Whether it was the loud music, the packed room or the gaggle of buzzed patrons that got a kick out of seeing a baby in a bar… she lost it and could not be consoled.  We took our freshly poured pints and descended down to a quieter level to finish our drinks. Since it is our intention for this blog to one day serve as a journal for our travels… it is my hope that Julia reads this (many years from now) and knows the sacrifice we made for her!

Julia couldn’t be consoled
“Well, maybe just a sip will help” 
“Why would you give me that?!  I’m just a baby!”

Since we had so much fun walking and sightseeing, we decided a walk back to the hotel was not the proper way to put a punctuation mark on the end of our day.  I flagged down a handsome cab and thought we would ride back in high fashion.  Only thing… these horses were trained to run, not stroll!  Julia loved having the wind push back her hair and even pretended to drive for a bit.  Good thing she’d only had a little Guinness!!*

Riding that horse like a boss!
Julia’s view
The wind was blowing her hair back
“Who’s next?  Only 20 quid!”

*No babies were harmed or really given any Guinness in the making of this post

Kiss me, I’m Irish in Dublin!

We had exactly two trips pre-planned before we moved to Italy.  One to Scotland with Jen’s family this coming June and the other; something way to good pass up…  Saint Patrick’s Day in Dublin, Ireland!  Jen suggested we participate in one of the largest parties in the world and I happily obliged.  We booked a flight on a local carrier and headed to Dublin for a long weekend.  I’m going to publish three separate posts dedicated to Dublin – too many stories and photos to fit all into one!
On our way to Dublin

We boarded our flight on Ryan Air from a small, regional airport.  As it turns out Ryan Air (an Irish Airline) is simultaneously the coolest and the absolute worst airline on the planet.  They offer low-cost airfare throughout Europe (great), but those flights are tricky to find and they nickel and dime you to death (not great).  When you book your ticket, you have to navigate through 5 pages of extras that they try to trick you into buying (“would you like trip insurance for your goat?”).  By the end, you’re too burned out to read their luggage policy and you might end up in a pickle like we did.

We arrived at the airport and were sent to a different counter because we hadn’t printed our boarding passes.  €10 to print??  Err… OK, no biggie.  That’s when I started to notice all the mini-luggage people were towing around (picture the novelty suitcase you would buy your 8 year-old).  I glanced back at our behemoth US sized carry on bags and knew we were going to be in trouble.  I didn’t even bother to try to cram it into the “your bag must fit in this cage” contraption and went to the desk to check them.

AGENT: “Oh, you didn’t pre-check online?  That will be €120″.  

ME: “I’m sorry, I’m only on level one of Rosetta Stone – that sounds like you said one hundred and twenty euro’s for two carry-on bags?!!”

AGENT: “Yes.  That’s just for this leg of your flight”

Gulp!

Jen and Julia boarding

With a €130 lighter jig in my step – we eagerly boarded the plane.  The nickel and diming continued… “would you like water – €4″ (I’m not exaggerating).  But also… “would you like lottery scratch offs and smokeless cigarettes for the flight?”  Haha… hmmm, kind of cool.  But I’m with my wife and baby, lady – no dice!

“Uhhh… sir, there’s a hole in the bottom of your plane!”

We departed the best/worst flight of our life and arrived in the center of Dublin.  We were instantly taken with the cleanliness, beauty and charm of the city.  We were going to enjoy this trip!!  The forecast had called for rain, but yet the sun was shining as bright as all the red hair atop everyone’s heads.

We checked into our beautiful hotel, adjacent to one of the most popular parts of town – Temple Bar.  Temple Bar houses street after street of wonderful pubs and restaurants.  Admittedly, it may have been a location that suited us better 3 years ago (the partying can get a bit rowdy)… but it was still spectacular.  On the other side of our hotel, we were flanked by Trinity College, one of the world’s top ranking universities established in 1592.  When Julia asks, I’ll be sure to tell her that’s why I selected the site.

Our hotel
Temple Bar – too early for the crowds
Temple Bar pubs
Jameson and Guinness run this town
Enjoying Temple Bar
Temple Bar at night

We searched for a good pub to eat lunch and found the perfect place.  Inside The Stags Head, the atmosphere was great, the Guinness was tremendous and the fish and chips were the best I’d ever had. Well, they’ve had over 100 years to get it right – The Stags Head was established in 1895. Julia loved the crowd she gained while feigning drinking her mom’s Guinness.  We let her get close enough to get an adorable Guinness mustache.

The Stags Head est. 1895
Our first Guinness in Dublin
“Mommy, you’re so silly!”
“What’s all the fuss about?”
“Oh, now I see… delicious!”

Our food was wonderful.  Here are some pictures of what we enjoyed.

Cocktail sausages and chips

Beef and Guinness Pie
Slow cooked Irish beef with roast vegetables in Guinness broth served with rosemary potatoes

Beef and Guinness pie

Traditional Fish and Chips

Fresh Haddock in a light crisp beer batter served with home-cut chips and a tartare sauce
Traditional fish and chips

After lunch we walked for miles and miles, taking in the sites and the festivities that seemed to be at every turn (a carnival, band, show or jokesters like these guys were everywhere).

Everyone was getting in on the fun

We particularly enjoyed walking down Grafton Street, a pedestrian street full of incredible shopping.  If there is anything that I know, it’s that a crowded street full of pedestrians brings out the street performers!

Grafton Street – Dublin’s pedestrian shopping district
A fire juggler
He saw my camera and stopped performing to pose
The Irish are taller than the Italian
A little taste of Venice in Dublin

We passed through Fusiliers’ Arch into Saint Stephen’s Green.  Fusiliers’ Arch was completed in 1907 in honor of the enlisted men and officers of the Royal Dublin Fusiliers that fought in the Second Boer War.

Fusiliers’ Arch at the northwest corner of St. Stephen’s Green

Saint Stephen’s Green is a picturesque park toward the southern end of the city.  The perfectly manicured lawns matched the beautiful duck pond and stunning fountains with blissful harmony – a perfect backdrop for a curious 2 year old to run wild and wreak havoc!  We chased Julia all the way into a playground we discovered and loved watching her have fun with her new Irish friends.

Saint Stephen’s Green Park
A little duck watching
A bridge spanning the duck pond
Julia by the fountains – she made her first wish

By the time the sun set we were thrilled to see another surprise.  The “greening” of the city.  During the St. Patrick’s Day festivities the entire city seems to participate in this tradition of green uplighting.  All in all – we decided after a magical first day, we had the Luck of the Irish on our side (OK, I had to fit that in there somewhere)!

Custom House 1791
Trinity College
A Temple Bar pub
Temple Bar at night

Julia and Jen certainly loved getting in touch with their Irish roots and I was just happy to be a part of it all!

Pick Your Own Lobster?? Pfffff – That’s Nothing!!

That title will make sense soon.  Please, read on.  Unless you’re a member of PETA.  Then, please stop and choose another post!
“I’m getting out of here – I don’t want to hear about bunnies for lunch!”

You may have read HERE about when our Uncle S. and Aunt Deborah came to see us last week and we enjoyed a very nice visit with three days full of wonderful food.  Well, the meal we shared on day three was truly blog-worthy!

I don’t think S. or Deb knew what to expect when they came; and so they came open for anything.  But since one of their good friends had been to Lake Como some time ago, he mentioned a few top sights and restaurants to consider.  One particular restaurant, Al Veluu appeared to be unbelieveably perfect for us.  Al Veluu sits atop a hillside in the wonderful lake town of Tremezzo, thus extending picturesque views of Lake Como (a town we wanted to show them anyway).  Their well designed and informative website features images of the lake that somehow seem to take second place to the images of their food.  And since I happen to know their referring friend has impeccable taste, it was evidence enough for me!

Hilltop view of Tremezzo

Jen and I discovered the town of Tremezzo whilst exploring the lake at the beginning of our trip, this past January.  We were just out for a drive and promised that we would return to explore further as soon as we could.  One of the main sights of Tremezzo is Villa Carlotta, a stunning villa with impeccable gardens.  Unfortunately, we were three days ahead of the seasonal opening of the villa and thus unable to see.  Expect a blog post about it in the near future.

Villa Carlotta
We allotted plenty of time for a relatively short drive.  We needed to wind our way to the base of the lake and up with western side of the west leg.  In this case, it was as much about the journey as the destination.  While winding through the narrow streets of lake town after lake town, we took in the sites of the water and incredible villas (including that of the local celebrity, George Clooney – no, he wasn’t out).
Al Veluu – our intended destination

Timing it perfectly, we arrived at Al Veluu just as they should have been opening for pranzo (lunch).  However, as you know – the best laid plans are always the first to go awry.  The place seemed to have a few too many construction workers and too few diners.  I went up to talk to the proprietors and see what was going on.  Turns out, the only thing on the menu was renovations.  Fortunately, the owner, Luca was very nice and suggested another place, La Fagurida.  He even invited us to stop by on the way back for a limoncello (lemon drink).  He also shared that if we were fans of rabbit (I am), we could do no better than La Fagurida.  

Easy-to-miss sign to La Fagurida
Tight squeeze down the driveway – took it sloooow
La Fagurida – the owners live above

We drove up the hill another 300 meters and found the restaurant (he cautioned us not to drive too quickly, lest we miss the small sign).  We were charmed by the restaurant’s exterior and even more amazed to see the menu’s pièce de résistance in an open-air cage out front.  There was a large cage of bunnies out front.  They looked so cute and playful, it even made me think twice about ordering one!  While the title jests that I got to pick my own – I assure you, that wasn’t the case.  I don’t know if I could have handled that (strangely though, when it comes to lobster I have no problems).

Coniglio Gabbia (Rabbit Cage)
As delicious as they are adorable!
S. and Jules playing with the bunnies

We ordered several wonderful primi (first courses) from the menu and settled in for what looked to be a promising meal.  Our table was quickly covered with delectable treats, including the most amazing polenta that any of us had ever had.  In fact, we ordered so much that we couldn’t even finish (wanting to save room for our main courses).  We should have known that not finishing your food is not an option in an Italian woman’s kitchen and she literally made me and S. finish every plate.

Antipasti della casa
Prosciutto, salami and bresaola
Insalata fagioli borlotti
Insalata gelatina
Cipolle, carciofi e peperoni arrostiti
(Onions, artichokes and roasted peppers)
Polenta uncia e classica

Our secondo (main course) was brought to the table and we each eagerly dove in.

Coniglio arrosto (roasted rabbit) for two
Verdure alla griglia (grilled vegetables)
Spiedino de carne mista (skewer of mixed meats)
Vino della casa in a wonderful bottle

We finished with dessert for Julia and soaked up the view one last time.  We wound our way back into town for some coffee and pastries.

Did I feel a bit guilty about staring my lunch in it’s adorable little face?  Perhaps a bit – but my guilt was eased by the memory of the delectable meal.  As it turns out, they serve about 1,000 rabbits a year – so I was just one of many guilty parties.

Sign above the restaurant

All Thing Are Just a Little Different… Part II

When we first moved here, we noticed that while many things are very much the same as the States… there are also many, many subtle (and not so subtle) differences.  Early on, I did a quick post about things being different HERE but I didn’t go into many of the specifics.

Now that we’ve been here a while, it makes sense to go a bit deeper.  You know, the kind of “hard-hitting journalism” you’ve come to expect here at Sipping Espresso.  For this post we’ve focused on some of the differences that we find particularly charming, beneficial or just plain better.  So here we go…

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RESTAURANTS

Let’s start with the food.  If you’ve been a follower of this blog for a while (or read more than one post), you’ll notice that many things here are cuisine related.  This in itself is something amazing, but not an entry.  Regarding food/eating, I’m referring to:

Get it while it’s hot!  In the States, it is polite to eat only when all the food has arrived at the table.  This means most of your dishes have been baking under a heat lamp anywhere from 5 – 10 minutes while your buddy-with-no-taste-bud’s extra well-done steak continues to char.  Here, the food arrives at the table just after it’s been cooked – and it’s meant to be enjoyed that way.  You can eat when the food arrives – in fact, people might think your pazzo (crazy) if you sit and let your food get cold.  Admittedly, this takes some getting used to – but it makes all the sense in the world.

Gnocci Castelmagno and Papparadelle Cinghiale
This dish would lose texture/flavor quickly if allowed to get cold

Help decide for me!  Most restaurants (from the ordinary to the high-end) feature a pre-fix lunch menu, or Menu del Giorno (Menu of the Day).  They are usually between $10 – $12 and often feature a first course, a second course, a half-liter of wine, sparkling water and a coffee.  Not a bad deal!
Menu of the Day at Il Solito Posto

Waiter – where’s the bill?!  Since waiters are paid fair wages here, tipping is not necessary and usually only for service above and beyond.  This should probably stand alone as an entry – but there’s an extra benefit.  There is no pressure to “turn over” a table.  If you want to sit and enjoy your espresso, your gelato or just your conversation – feel free to stay put.  In fact, most places don’t even “drop the bill”.  Rather, you get up when you are ready and pay on your way out.

Where’s the Burger King?  You can ask in English or Italian – you’ll get the same confused look.  Fast food joints are not prevalent, in fact – they’re almost nonexistent.  McDonalds has made some headway in the past decade (to the pleasure of the younger generation and chagrin of the old-school), but they are few and far between.  In fact, we find it humorous that if you see a sign for a McDonald’s – it is not just off the next exit.  It’s probably the closest one and still 15 miles away.  This has obvious health benefits on the country as a whole.  Furthermore, it cultivates a healthy relationship with food.  Food is meant to be healthy, fresh and enjoyed slowly.

Wine, wine and more wine!  Unless you live in wine country, USA – you can’t imagine how nice it is to be surrounded by such love of wine.  This means it is readily available, delicious and affordable.  Our grocery stores have huge aisles dedicated only to wine, often on sale at deep discounts.  Just the other day, when I was spending time with Franco and we stopped to talk to a group of his friends.  I thought I understood someone to say that they were “waiting for it to rain wine” which didn’t make sense to me.  I was sure I misunderstood until a truck pulled up.  Franco explained that this truck came from Venito, loaded with wine for sale.  These guys were literally buying 100 liter quantities to store in their homes.  I’m presently trying to convince Franco to split 50 liters with me on the next truck that rolls into town!

Some wonderful Italian wines
Our favorite day – WINE MEGA SALE day!
Can you say, “kid in candy store”

FINANCE

This next section is finance related.  While I’m getting crushed on the exchange from dollars to euro’s, and the Italians pay an incredibly high amount of taxes (you think you had it bad?!) – there are a few things that I love here as it relates to their finances.

The price is, what the price is!  OK, the tax is in there somewhere – but restaurants, merchants, stores and everyone else marks a price and lo and beyond… it’s final!  There are no extras, taxes or tips (see above) required.  You don’t have to calculate the tax or wait for someone to do for you.  You just pull out your fourteen euro’s and pay… fourteen euro’s (as opposed to $14.84).  Now that’s a relief.

You can’t fool me!  At home, we love the .99 cent trick.  Or the $990 dollar trick.  As in, “I only paid $8 bucks for this thing” when in reality it was $8.99 plus tax.  I admit, it has a purpose – but it is a bit deceitful to consumers and can sometimes be annoying when figuring out what you are really paying.  Instead of $9.99 – it will be marked as an honest $10.  I find this very refreshing.

No €9.99 here!

How do you say Fort Knox in Italian?!  Their security for banking is unlike anything I’ve ever seen.  After I opened my account, I was given an online security key fob.  This device generates one of my three pin codes I need to login online.  You press the button and it generates a random code that you have limited time to enter, thus guaranteeing the utmost in online security.  Furthermore, if you wish to make a purchase online – you can enter the amount you wish to authorize and even the merchant you plan to do business with.  You will be given an randomly generated 16-digit number that can be entered one time (for the amount specified) as opposed to entering your actual card number.  So internet thieves, go right ahead and steal my credit card number – it won’t be good ever again.

Can’t hack into my online account!
Stay away Western Union – I go where I want!  Because the Euro is adopted as the central currency for the European Union, we can cross the border into France, Spain, Germany and many more without having to worry about changing bills and getting killed on commissions.*  Incidentally, please use Western Union… for some stupid reason, I’m a stockholder.

I have more change than an 80 year old woman!

*I promised this would be a positive post – but I do have to add one additional note here.  I’m not crazy about the actual currency itself (blame the E.U… not Italy).  Their monopoly money consists of bills of different sizes and tons of coins (€1 coin, €2 coin, etc).  This results in many bills falling on the floor as I rush through the checkout line and a pocket that sounds like a Mexican mariachi band as I chink-chink down the street.

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I’ve got many more to go, but this already turned out to be longer than I realized.  I feel it is a good time to break in the series and continue with a “All Things Are a Little Different… Parte Tre” (Part Three) soon.  Ciao for now!