Venice, Italy – Alfred Hitchcock’s Inspiration

Have you ever wanted to sound like the world’s biggest a-hole and  alienate multiple friends, all in one fell swoop?  If so, pay close attention and do exactly as I say.  Kind of roll your eyes a little bit in an exaggerated act of annoyance and say the following words with the smug impatience of someone who thinks they’re as classy as Ivanka Trump (but really only has as much class as her father, ‘The’ Donald).  Repeat after me:

“Ugh.  We have to go to Venice… again?!  Bleeeehh.”

Do that, and you are sure to land on the top of most people’s sh*t list!  At the risk of losing blog readers, friends and maybe even a few family members… that is exactly how we felt recently when we went back to Venice.  I can fully appreciate this is a ridiculous thought to have and even more obnoxious to share… but hey, this is a blog that delivers brutal honesty.  When we booked our cruise with Celebrity Cruises a little while back, we did it despite the fact that the ship spent two days at port in Venice.  Don’t get me wrong, Venice is a beautiful city with a unique charm found nowhere else in the world. If you’ve visited Venice before, you may reminisce about the romantic gondola rides, the charming cafes and the stunning churches.  But when you’ve faced with a visit to Venice for the fifth time, you are more likely reminded of the crowded piazzas, overprices restaurants and long lines full of pushy tourists.

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See… “First World Problems Girl” gets it!

Venezia (Venice) has an alluring history that I find to be more fascinating than nearly any other city in the world.  I mean, the entire city has been floating on water for centuries, for Pete-sake!  I detail a brief explanation  of how Venice came to be in this blog post (definitely worth a quick read).

Doge's Palace with San Marco Campanile in the background
Doge’s Palace with San Marco Campanile in the background
The Lion of San Marco perches atop a tall pillar outside of the piazza
The Lion of San Marco perches atop a tall pillar outside of the piazza

Even though we weren’t very excited at the prospect of squaring off against millions of other tourists in a space not much larger than the Mall of America, we abandoned our original plans to stay on the ship and instead ventured onto Venice’s shores.  We were sure glad that we did!  Over the next two days we rediscovered a new Venice; one with more magic and charm than we ever realized was possible.  What’s the difference, you ask?  We were walking around in the off-season.

Our cruise ship sailed in just as the sun was rising
Our cruise ship sailed in just as the sun was rising
The early morning light cast over the city of Venice is a stunning sight
The early morning light cast over the city of Venice is a stunning sight

The weather was cold and the droves of tourists were nowhere in sight. We were able to deftly weave betwixt the shops, restaurants, churches and museums with ease.  The horrid memory of sweating in lines and pushing through crowds became a thing of the past. Strolling down streets and visiting historical sites became pleasant and stress-free.  We fell in love with the city all over again.  It was as if we had undergone marriage counseling with Venezia and came out stronger and more in love than ever before.

Gondolas on the water
Gondolas on the water
San Giorgio Maggiore Church
San Giorgio Maggiore Church
Doge's Palace
Doge’s Palace

In the past, we had rushed from attraction to attraction, trying to “pack it all in”.  Of course, this is impossible to do – the city boasts art and architecture in abundance.  Combined with the heat and the dense crowds of the past, we have enjoyed Venice – but haven’t been in love with the city since our magical first visit.  This time, it was completely different.  Since we didn’t feel any pressure to see the main sites – we decided to take it slowly and just be in the moment. Our second day was even better when we opted only to see the attractions on the second and third pages of most guide books.

We were lucky to have such  a beautiful day - spectacular weather
We were lucky to have such a beautiful day – spectacular weather

First, we spent a bit of time walking through the winding and narrow streets.  Our goal was simple – to stay away from the main square, Piazza San Marco as long as we could, fearing the worst (we still didn’t know just how “wide open” the city had become).  We stopped for a quick sandwich around 10:30am because Julia was hungry.  We found a great little wine bar, far from the main “touristy” areas.  We discovered locals coming in and enjoying glasses of wine at the bar.  I thought…“well, why not?!”  If the locals can enjoy a mid-morning wine and Julia can enjoy a mid-morning salami sandwich, why shouldn’t I join in the fun?  I ordered a nice Valpolicella Ripasso – a wonderful wine local to the region.  I got a nice big pour for €4.  “Wait, so if you don’t crowd into the main spots – food and drink are priced reasonably?!” 

A gondolier takes a break to feed his friends
A gondolier takes a break to feed his friends
His craft was parked nearby awaiting a fare
His craft was parked nearby awaiting a fare
The canals are always beautiful - any time of day
The canals are always beautiful – any time of day
We started to discover just how empty the city was
We started to discover just how empty the city was
Julia insisted on stopping for a mid-morning salami sandwich
Julia insisted on stopping for a mid-morning salami sandwich
Jen and I stop for a photo on Ponte di Rialto (Rialto Bridge)
Jen and I stop for a photo on Ponte di Rialto (Rialto Bridge)
It was chilly, so we warmed up with some vin brulé
It was chilly, so we warmed up with some vin brulé

Eventually, we did wind our way into Piazza San Marco and found that our pleasant morning was a precursor to a pleasant afternoon.  I have never seen the square so wide open.  We walked right into Basilica di San Marco – something I thought was impossible without waiting for at least an hour or two!  We took in the rest of the sites, including the Procuratie VecchieCampanileLoggetta and Torre dell’Orologio.  But the absolute peak of the day was when we fed the birds.  We had a blast watching Julia get swarmed by dozens of pigeons.  A highlight of the entire cruise, for sure!  I can’t confirm any truth to the rumors that these pigeons inspired Alfred Hitchcock’s film, The Birds (mainly because I just started that rumor to suit this post’s title) – but being swarmed by dozens of these winged beggars felt like we were on the set of the movie itself.

Ponte dei Sospiri (Bridge of Sighs) is usually tougher to photograph with tourists pushing for position
Ponte dei Sospiri (Bridge of Sighs) is usually tougher to photograph with tourists pushing for position
I LOVED this guys photography pose
I LOVED this guys photography pose
You've got to remain in a stylish pose while you check your work
You’ve got to remain in a stylish pose while you check your work
Jen and I pose in front of the Canale Della Giudecca
Jen and I pose in front of the Canale Della Giudecca
We were able to stroll right in to Basilica San Marco
We were able to stroll right in to Basilica San Marco
Julia lights a candle and says a little prayer
Julia lights a candle and says a little prayer
Jen and Julia in Piazza San Marco
Jen and Julia in Piazza San Marco
Julia loved being in the wide open piazza
Julia loved being in the wide open piazza
She took time to explore on her own
She took time to explore on her own
Once again, she was a hit with other tourists who wanted to take photos with her
Once again, she was a hit with other tourists who wanted to take photos with her
She decided to start feeding the birds
She decided to start feeding the birds
“Whoa! Mom..Dad – I got one!”
I showed her how to get more than one bird
I showed her how to get more than one bird
Which worked out better than expected... that's Julia hidden behind a wall of birds
Which worked out better than expected… that’s Julia hidden behind a wall of birds
That was about the same reaction that Julia had
That was about the same reaction that Julia had

Buckle up, because our next stop is our second day in Venice.  I think I’ll call it “Venice Like You’ve Never Seen Before”.  We rise early to visit the fish market as well as the islands of Murano for a glass blowing demonstration, tour the painted houses of Burano and round out our visit with the ancient church on Torcello.  Most people forget, Venice has more to share than just the main island!

An older building shows a unique beauty that only Venice can provide
An older building shows a unique beauty that only Venice can provide
We returned to our ship as a beautiful sun was setting on the Grand Canal
We returned to our ship as a beautiful sun was setting on the Grand Canal

Things Are Just a Little Different… Part IV

If you’ve been a loyal reader of this blog or have spent a little time playing around on the pages, you’ll see that I’ve started a “series” that highlights some of the differences between Italy and our native America.  Some of the differences are strange to us, many of them make perfect sense and others are just plain silly.  If you’d like to see where the series began, take a look back here:

Part I
Part II
Part III

Just like the previous editions, I will group these differences by category.  Without further adieu, Parte Quattro (Part Four)…

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CARS

The automotive industry in Italy is one of the major contributors to the country’s GDP.  The industry provides nearly a quarter million jobs and produces some of the world’s best cars.  But it’s not just Ferrari’s and Lamborghini’s on the roads here.  We have also learned a couple other things about the automobiles on the road.

Where are the trucks?  A Texan might have a harder time adjusting here than we did.  Finding a pickup truck is akin to finding the perfect blue-ribbon bull at the county fair (did I take the Texas thing too far?).  There are virtually no trucks on the road and I can count the number of large pickups I’ve seen on one hand.  If you do come across a pickup truck, there is a 90% chance that it is for work-purposes only.  No major commentary here, just an observation.

This little guy is about all the truck you're going to get around here
This little guy is about all the truck you’re going to get around here

You’d better not buy the Big Gulp!  At least not if you want to rest it in your car while you drive… most cars don’t have cup holders. This may seem strange to most Americans (certainly, there are times I miss my old car), but it’s not that crazy when you think about the culture here.  Italians drink small espresso’s at the bar (not 20oz Starbucks coffees) and I’ve never seen anyone over 15 years-old drink a soda.  McDonalds drive throughs are not a big thing and so there is really no major need for a cup holder.  And, oh yeah – a Big Gulp was never really a viable option, they don’t have 7-11‘s either.

“No cup holders? Well, where am I supposed to put this?”
No space for this adorable Coke (note the spelling of Julia)
No space for this adorable Coke (note the spelling of Julia)

Keep your eyes on the road.  I remember a couple years ago in America, I was driving with extreme caution because I was passing by a cop.  It turned out that it didn’t matter because he was not looking at me, but rather at the text message he was composing while cruising by at about 70mph.  If the police don’t pay much regard to “no texting while driving”, how can citizens take it seriously?  It’s completely different here – I mean, completely!  They don’t even HAVE  a “Don’t Text While Driving” campaign.  You know why?  EVERYONE KNOWS IT’S RIDICULOUS TO TEXT AND DRIVE!  Maybe it’s the narrow roads, maybe it’s the break-neck speed at which everyone drives, or maybe it’s just that people understand how dangerous it is.  In any event, it’s a relief to see.

You don't see texting and driving here in Italy
You don’t see texting and driving here in Italy

Make way for the VIP… motorcycle parking is right over here. Now, this is something I could get into when I move back home!  A lot of places have a designated area for motorcycle parking.  This is great, because cars don’t lose full parking spaces to something 1/3 of their size.  Obviously, it’s great for bikers who don’t have to spend time circling the lot.  Additionally, these motorcycle parking spaces are put to good use year round – bikes are out on the road from January 1st through December 31st; not just in the spring and summer.

Motorcyclists use their bikes year round
Motorcyclists use their bikes year round – she’s wearing a winter coat, gloves and pant warmer
That makes it easy to justify
Year-round motorcycle use makes it easy to justify “motorcycle parking”

A free pen?  Pen-shmen.  Give me something good!  Little freebies are appreciated in Italy, just like in America.  I tease my father in law, because if you open any of his drawers, you are likely to see dozens of TD Bank pens and Wells Fargo notepads (apparently, his banking loyalty goes only as far as their freebies).  It’s no different here, except for the free swag.  I recently got my car serviced and became the proud recipient of a bag of riso (rice).  Leave it to Italians to find a way to incorporate food into anything!

SHOPPING

Consumers in Italy shop for many regional goods; they have a strong preference for products made in their native land.  And who can blame them?  Italy is arguably the best place to buy clothes, food and many other products.  Certainly, we are taking advantage while we are here.

Are you happy with your product?  Good, because you had better be satisfied.  Don’t even think about returning it!  I’ve noted in the past that Italian businesses don’t offer nearly the same level of customer service that we’re accustomed to.  But if you want to see the worst they have to offer – just try to return a product.  You’ll get looked at like you just committed murder.  If by some miracle, their store policy actually allows for returns (the newer, big box stores will let you exchange merchandise for credit), a surly employee will demand a receipt before scrutinizing the merchandise as if your intention to swap out the original product for some inferior one as if you were Warner Bros exchanging Christian Bale for Ben Affleck.45555589

SALE!  SALE!  SALE!  Well, you’d better break out the credit card… this stuff is at a steep 30%-70% discount!  SALDI (sale) is the favorite sign of merchants all across the country.  It seems that there are always sales going on.  And you know what… they’ve got this guy hook…line…and sinker!  We love buying our stuff when it’s on sale, be it at the grocery store or the clothing store.

PROMOZIONE!  There is always a great sale going on in our grocery store
PROMOZIONE! There is always a great sale going on in our grocery store
But the BEST sales are when the wine is deeply discounted!
But the BEST sales are when the wine is deeply discounted!

What did I just hear?!  Did you just hear what you think you heard? Well, if what you think you heard was vulgar lyrics while shopping for bread in the grocery store, then you would be right.  Whether from a lack of understanding of English or a lack of censorship; it is not uncommon to hear Brittany Spears telling you to “turn this sh*t up!” when you’re walking through the Bennet (our grocery store).

“Please don’t hit me one more time!”

PETS

The pets here are more or less the same as back at home.  Most people prefer dogs and cats, but you have your occasional bird or even lizard depending on the personality of the owner.  I would suggest that there are certainly more farm animals that are considered “part of the family” though – Claudia (our aunt) grew up loving her prized cow (and one of her best friends).

We welcome you with open arms, Paris Hilton.  Back at home, only big celebrities can get away with bringing their pets anywhere they want.  Here, it’s normal to see dogs outside of the park and inside your favorite restaurant.  And I’m not just talking about “purse-dogs”.  I mean, full on German Shepard’s in grocery stores, restaurants, subways (the subterranean transport – not the sandwich shop) and museums.  Dogs really are that extra family member.

Jen and Fido checking out the sights from inside Jen's hair salon
Julia and someone’s dog checking out the sights from inside Jen’s hair salon

100 grams of pasta is the rule… no exceptions.  Cento grammi di pasta (100 grams of pasta) is the acceptable amount of pasta to eat (unless you’re having a secondo, in which case 80 grams is the way to go).  Italians can accurately grab that exact amount of pasta from the package without looking twice or using a scale.  So, if we’ve already determined that pets are really that extra family member – why should they be deprived of their daily pasta?  A lot of the dog food here is served in pasta form.  Buster knows the difference between  his fusilli and bocconcini cuts of pasta just as well as his owner, Giovanni.

Pasta Naturale for Fido
Pasta Naturale for Fido
Or perhaps her prefers pasta pre cotta with ortaggi
Or perhaps her prefers pasta pre cooked with ortaggi

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I’ve got even more to write, but then again… I’d like to stretch this series as long as the most perfect franchise ever, Police Academy (and I’m even talking about that seventh installment, the classic gem with a 3/10 rating Mission to Moscow).  See you next time…

The “Game of Thrones” is Played in Dubrovnik, Croatia

We’ve had vicious kings, and we’ve had idiot kings…but I don’t know if we’ve ever been cursed with a vicious idiot for a king!

Tyrion Lannister, summarizing King Joffrey

King Joffrey might just be the most evil little man-boy on the planet, but he has got one thing right – he gets to live in a beautiful and unique city (King’s Landing) with a history no more interesting than the real-life city in which the show is filmed.  If you’re a fan of the show Game of Thrones, you may know that most of the filming takes place in Dubrovnik, Croatia.  This site was chosen after season one wrapped (they originally filmed in Malta) because of the city’s perfectly maintained medieval appearance.  It is purely coincidental (and perfectly fitting) that the city of Dubrovnik happens to have a past that is as violent and completely peppered with dastardly deeds as King’s Landing itself.photoAK

Midway through our cruise on Celebrity Cruises ship, the Silhouette, I was bursting at the seams with excitement.  The port of call I was most eager to see had finally arrived!  The previous ports had been no less fantastic, Rome (here and here), Florence (here), Corfu (here) and Kotor (here) – but this was the icing on the cake for me.  I’m a fan of the HBO hit series, but more importantly I’m a fan of history. I’m also a fan of 6’2″ blond models and this city seems to export them in droves.

The view from our balcony when we arrived in port.  This is the more modern part of Dubrovnik
The view from our balcony when we arrived in port. This is the more modern part of Dubrovnik
“Let’s get going!”

The city of Dubrovnik is pleased to be recognized as one of the most popular tourist destinations on the Adriatic Sea and they are certainly proud to have their Old City listed as a UNESCO World Heritage Site.  It’s no surprise that the city is so popular; it is truly something to behold.

The Old City of Dubrovnik exhumes charm
The Old City of Dubrovnik exudes charm
It's hard to forget that the entire city has been fortified against invaders
It’s hard to forget that the entire city has been fortified against invaders
Dubrovnik is an important port city with strong ties to the sea
Dubrovnik is an important port city with strong ties to the sea
Pile near the man entrance gate
Pile near the man entrance gate
Tower Minčeta is the strong fort located in the North wall ending
Tower Minčeta is the strong fort located in the North wall ending
Tower Minčeta
Tower Minčeta
Dubrovnik is a fortified city with charming tile roofs peeking out just below the peak of the walls
The city is fortified by large walls over which tile roofs can be seen peeking through
Fort of Saint Lawrence in Blackwater Bay
Fort of Saint Lawrence in Blackwater Bay

It is commonplace for me to weave travel tips into many of my posts; if any of the things that we have learned are helpful to anyone, than I am pleased to have been of service.  Please allow me to draw out one specific point that I’m sad to have recently learned:

Do not take a Mediterranean cruise during rainy season – the precipiation will certianly affect your time in the port cities and cause your ship to sway and rock like a ’68 Camero at “make out point”

First, it drizzled when we were in Florence.  Then, it sprinkled as we visited Corfu.  Next, it rained while we were in Kotor.  Finally, it poured when we reached Dubrovnik.  Luckily for us, for all the time it rained – we were blessed with just as much sunshine.  The rain would pass by quickly, but not before wetting our socks and changing our plans at each port.  You see, there are dozens of interesting activities that you can enjoy in Dubrovnik (just like the previous cities).  However, when you spend a couple hours hiding out in an Irish pub before finally soldiering through the rain and puddles, you will miss out on the opportunity to participate in organized activities.  Indoor museums and churches become more appealing than boat rides and walking tours.  I have to say, I am usually a much bigger fan of the latter, but when you are fighting to stay dry – sitting quietly in a 600 year old church somehow seems much more exciting than normal.

It wasn't raining when we crossed through the Pile Gate into the city
It wasn’t raining when we crossed through the Pile Gate into the city
Julia stole her daddy's
Julia stole her daddy’s “travel hat”
“If it’s going to rain, I need this more than you!”
The rain came shortly after we crossed the city gates
The rain came shortly after we crossed the city gates
This guy was working overtime
This guy was working overtime
We spent quite a bit of time in St. Blasius Church
We spent quite a bit of time in St. Blasius Church
After hiding out in churches, I wanted to hide out here because at least I could order a pint
After hiding out in churches, I wanted to hide out here because at least I could order a pint
Julia seemed to think I ordered this for her - she was mistaken!
Julia seemed to think I ordered this for her – she was mistaken!

Eventually, the torrential downpour did cease and a beautiful sky appeared over the ancient city.  We spent the rest of our day walking around and taking in the sites.  The city did not disappoint, but I have to leave it on my travel bucket list as “a place I would like to see again”. I can’t say that we fully took advantage of all that Dubrovnik has to offer.  There is the Ancient City Walls Walking Tour (you get to see the city from a unique perspective, from atop the walls that enclose the city).  Of course, there is the ‘Game of Thrones’ Walking Tour (self explanatory) and then there is the Cable Car Ride to Mount Srd (to witness the best views of the city).  I discovered that renting a boat and touring some of the nearby islands is very reasonably priced – but only fun to do when the sun is shining (I was particularly bummed about this, I love putting a boat in the water).

Jen and Julia near the main city gate
Jen and Julia near the main city gate
Main city street - Placa - Stradun
Main city street – Placa – Stradun
Lovely side streets wind up the side of the hill with long stairways
Lovely side streets wind up the side of the hill with long stairways
Trees and bushes vibrantly grow out of the rugged stone
Trees and bushes vibrantly grow out of the rugged stone
Many of the streets become desolate after the heavy rain
Many of the streets became desolate after the heavy rain
Julia strolls on ahead
Julia strolls on ahead
Jen guides Julia down a long stairway...
Jen guides Julia down a long stairway…
While I get left with the heavy lifting
While I get left with the heavy lifting
We stop for a
We stop for a “selfie”
The port was beautiful just outside the city walls
The port was beautiful just outside the city walls
I was disappointed it didn't work out for me to rent a boat
I was disappointed it didn’t work out for me to rent a boat
Julia doesn't want to share her mid-day snack with her mother
Julia doesn’t want to share her mid-day snack with her mother
She does stop eating to let me take a picture with her
She does stop eating to let me take a picture with her
Julia guides us through the Ploče Gate
Julia leads us through the Ploče Gate
It was nice of the local residents to make the city handicapped accessible (umm, does this conform to ADA standards?)
It was nice of the local residents to make the city handicapped accessible (umm, does this conform to ADA standards?)
View of city roofs and the tower of the Franciscan Monastery
View of city roofs and the tower of the Franciscan Monastery
Jen and Julia love walking around Dubrovnik
Jen and Julia loved walking around Dubrovnik

If you do visit Dubrovnik, please click on this link to get some ideas of things to do.  And may I suggest checking the weather forecast before booking!

The city at night - the sky was a beautiful calm blue after a torrential day
The city at night – the sky was a beautiful calm blue after a torrential day

This Will Get Your “Kotor” Running!

I am not a dedicated student of history or geography, although I like to believe I have a little knowledge of the world.  I recently exposed my own ignorance on the recent affairs of eastern Europe and I am embarrassed to admit the depths of it to you now.  Let this paragraph serve as my confession booth when I tell you that just over a year ago, I had never heard of the country of Montenegro.  Allow me to further confess that as recently as six months ago, I didn’t know  that Yugoslavia was no longer a country, but rather a former Socialist Republic that had been divided into what stands today as seven independent countries (Serbia, Kosovo, Macedonia, Croatia, Montenegro, Bosnia, Slovenia) .img216

Of course, I knew that this entire Slavic area of the European continent was [very recently] rife with political tension and civil unrest. The result of which sparked years of bloody wars culminating in both great losses for many of the citizens and great victories for each independent nation.  I knew this because when I was younger, my sister and father each had friends from the area.  But eleven-year old Greg was more interested in tuning in to see how MacGyver was going to use a pocketknife to escape from a flooding submarine than he was to tuning into C-SPAN.macgyver

I find that most of my current reading and research regarding the evolution of the world we know today pre-dates what I would call, “modern-history”.  I love to read about the Roman or Greek Empires.  I am intrigued by all the British Colonies and absolutely love the history of my native America and my adopted Italy.  It didn’t really occur to me that major territorial lines were still being redrawn through force as recently as the 90’s.  Sixteen-year old Greg was more focused on deciding which plaid Abercrombie shirt best matched his denim jean jacket.  It was even more shocking to just recently learn that an entire country as significant as Montenegro could become independently recognized less than a decade ago (they were granted independence in May of 2006).  And even though I could easily cite another example of something else that preoccupied my time when the referendum was signed on May 21st 2006…. it would be embarrassing since I was clearly an adult eight years ago.  Even as I write these words, Ukraine is fighting [a losing battle] with Russia over Crimea, further proving that nothing in this world is permanent.

I was recently intrigued with the matter of Yugoslavia by chance.  Shortly after we moved to Italy, a friend sent me an article – one of those “Places You Have To See” type things.  He and I both agreed that Montengro appeared to be one of the most stunning locations on the list.  This was the first I had heard of Montenegro and I was excited when Google maps confirmed that this young country was close to Italy. I knew that I wasn’t going to leave Europe without setting foot on her shores.  I recently had that opportunity when we embarked on a cruise with Celebrity Cruises.  Our cruise began in Rome,  Italy (HERE and HERE) and continued to Florence, Italy (HERE) before moving onto Corfu, Greece (HERE) – but not without a couple pitstops in some of the ship’s wonderful restaurants (HERE).

A couple days before arriving in Kotor, Montenegro I was given an interesting narrative of the city, as well as a brief history of Yugoslavia by none other than my favorite blackjack dealer, Brajuško (you’ve got to talk about something to pass the time while you’re splitting your 8’s and doubling down on your 11’s).  He was a native of a neighboring city and recounted an interesting personal history of his country’s independence.

Kotor hosts about 13,000 inhabitants.  The fortified city rests along the shores in the Gulf of Kotor – an ancient Mediterranean port.  The city was first settled in 168 BC by the Ancient Romans.  The city became fortified in the middle ages when it’s importance in the region grew (port cities were often crown jewels of any large empire and therefore targeted by many outside invaders).  The city eventually fell under the control of the First Bulgarian Empire before  becoming acknowledged by the Republic of Venice in 1420.  This Venetian control over the city was evident to me as we walked up to the city gates and saw the Winged Lion of Saint Mark.  This symbol marks the cities that were under the control of the Venetians… a symbol that we encounter regularly across northern Italy.

The Winged Lion of Saint Marco immediately told the story of Venetian control
The Winged Lion of Saint Marco immediately told the story of Venetian control

Jen and I both awoke early on the day we were set to arrive in Kotor. This was fortunate because we had not yet arrived in port and our large sea craft was slowly drifting through the narrow gulf.  We got to bear witness to the massive ship deftly navigating the shallow waterway.  We thread through the narrow aqua valley like an accurate strike thrown from Aikman to Irvin.  There were times when I felt as though I could easily toss a peanut off either side of the ship, only to have it find dry land.

Our massive ship skillfully navigated the narrow waterways
Our massive ship skillfully navigated the narrow waterways
Our only footprint was a small ripple as we navigated through the waterway
Our only footprint was a small ripple as we navigated through the gulf

As soon as our ship cleared the local port authority, we were first in line to take one of the tenders (little boats that deliver you to shore when the ship has to stay some distance from the port).  We walked through the city walls with eager anticipation.  Kotor is truly one of Europe’s best preserved cities of the medieval era and Renaissance. I was thoroughly impressed with the local receiving committee. Dozens of locals had prepared for our reception with tables full of local treats and plenty of people positioned to give tourist information.

We reach the shores of Kotor
We reach the shores of Kotor
I was particularly excited about this port of call
I was particularly excited about this port of call
My enthusiasm rubbed off on my two girls
My enthusiasm rubbed off on my two girls

Before we had the chance to take in the main sites of the city, the sky  decided to give us the wonderful gift of rain (note the sarcastic tone).  We ducked into a local cafe to wait out the wet weather and check our email.  Since we had gone ashore without umbrellas or Julia’s rain cover, we found ourselves stuck for nearly an hour.  As the time ticked by, we got restless and tried to set out once again.  The weather hadn’t improved so we decided our best option was to head back to the ship and collect our rain gear.  We also had the benefit of eating a free lunch on the ship before returning to Kotor, properly dressed and equipped for anything.

We ducked into a small caffe
We ducked into a small cafe
Julia steered the tender boat back to the ship while we waited out the rain
Julia steered the tender boat back to the ship while we waited out the rain

Fortunately, the sun made an appearance in the afternoon and we got to see the old Town Clock Tower, dating from 1602.  We visited 17th century palaces and 11th century churches.  We went in Regional Institute for the Preservation of Culture Moments.  We strolled along ancient cobblestone streets that made me concerned I might come face to face with a 600 year-old vampire at any moment.  My eyes kept glancing up the hill (the town is nestled at the base of a mountain) toward the Church of Our Lady Remedy (Црква Госпе од здравља or Црква Марије Колеђате) with the idea to climb the city walls toward her massive doors.  Jen read the idea in my mind before the words were formed by my mouth and quickly put a kibosh on that plan.  She had to remind me that it was  a few-hundred meter climb along a slick stone path with a stroller and kid before I relented.  There were still enough sites in the city to keep me entertained and so I agreed to stay closer to sea level.

Pima Palace 17th century
Pima Palace 17th century
St. Triphon's Cathedral, 1166
St. Triphon’s Cathedral, 1166
Beautiful historic buildings
Beautiful historic buildings
Charming piazzas
Charming piazzas
Ancient cobblestone streets...wait, is there a vampire in the background?  Oh no, it's just a shadow
Ancient cobblestone streets…wait, is there a vampire in the background? Oh no, it’s just a shadow
The Gurdic Gate - the south gate, 1540
The Gurdic Gate – the south gate, 1540

We thoroughly enjoyed Kotor and I would recommend a visit to this magical place to anyone interested.  If you happen to make it to this part of Europe, plan a few extra days and visit some of Montenegro’s beautiful beaches.  They have some fabulous looking resorts that I hope to visit myself some day.

Oh, I would be remiss not to mention that night’s entertainment.  Julia had recently become best of friends with a young girl named Ava and we had become good friends with her parents and their family.  Jen forced me onstage with our friends, Catherine, Mike and Feng to be “hypnotized” by David Knight, one of the world’s preeminent hypnotists.  I eventually excused myself from the stage, but not before there was some “sexy dancing” and “piano playing”.

David Knight puts Catherine and me (background) in his trance
David Knight puts Catherine and me (background) under his trance
I think he had a stronger hold over Cat than he did over me
I think he had a stronger hold over Cat than he did over me
The girls were thoroughly entertained
The girls were thoroughly entertained
We joined the Ni family for dinner after the show
We joined the Ni family for dinner after the show
Julia treated us to a song after dinner
Julia treated us to a song after dinner

Some Great… “Qsine” on the Celebrity Silhouette

If you’ve been a reader of this [travel] blog for sometime, I may have convinced you about the benefits of cruising.  You might even think that I’m lobbying for a job with one of the major cruise companies… and seeing as how I’ll need to resume gainful employment sooner rather than later, you may just be right.  If I haven’t yet convinced you to book your next vacation on a massive floating wonderland, let me quickly state my case once again.  Cruising offers you the opportunity to be pampered day and night while visiting far-off locales in multiple countries without unpacking more than once.  You can soak up culture, splurge on shopping, enjoy theatre, gamble in the casino, relax in the spa or simply sit in your room and enjoy room service while taking in the most magical of views.

Julia is no stranger to being pampered.  It scares me that two year old now hands me the phone and tells me to
Julia is no stranger to being pampered. It scares me that my two year old now hands me the phone and tells me to “order dinner”

On top of all that, you will enjoy delectable cuisine any time of day or night.  In my opinion (which, I’ve found is more fact than opinion since I’m right 98.8% of the time… just ask Jen), one of the best things about cruising is the food.  I once read that the weight gain for your average cruise-goer can be up to a pound a day (do the math for a two week cruise).  If the food can be the star of the show, truth be told – it can also be the downfall of your vacation if you’re served meals that are no better than bad banquet food (and you thought you had a lousy meal at Moritz Rosenstien’s bar mitzvah?).  That is why careful research about your cruise line (and more importantly, the specific cruise ship) is of the utmost importance.  We  chose our most recent Mediterranean cruise on one of Celebrity Cruises newest ships, the Silhouette based on the itinerary and overwhelmingly positive reviews of the food.  We were not disappointed.

“Tell me more, Dad. Give me the ins and outs of it all!”

It works like this; your per person cruise fare includes all the food in most of the ship’s restaurants.  It will not include alcohol or soda, but you can purchase these “extras” with a drink package or à la carte as you go.  Most ships have one or two main dining halls, where you can opt to eat your sit-down breakfast and dinner, paired at tables with other guests or by yourself (the choice is yours).  This is where you will have your “fixed” dining time for dinner, although it is entirely up to you if you want to show up.  Some cruise lines (Norwegian Cruise Lines) opt for a “freestyle” type of dining, so you just show up whenever you want.  Nowadays, even the “fixed” dining times are fairly flexible on most ships.  If you don’t want to slip out of your wife-beater and into a collared shirt, you’ll want to meander to the buffet on the upper level of the ship.  Here you can serve yourself breakfast, lunch and dinner from the vast array of options (anything from contemporary American to Indian).  At peak meal times you’d better have a “table-holder” and a “food-runner” who is not afraid to throw bows“; it does get crowded.  Don’t let any of those little old blue hairs fool you – they get serious about being next in line at the omelet station!  Finally, you’ll have another casual restaurant near the pool deck – a pizza and/or burger joint.  This is the basic formula for most cruise ships.  Beyond that, larger ships have a few extra “free” options and then their “specialty dining” options.

In the main dining room where, on the last night they featured a party to introduce the entire staff
In the main dining room where, on the last night they had a party to introduce the entire staff

The specialty dining restaurants usually range from $15/per person to $50/per person (not including gratuity).  We found that on our Holland America cruise last summer onboard the Nieuw Amsterdam, their specialty dining was a steal.  For $60 total (including tip), we ate at the Pinnacle Grill, a fabulous steak house – a meal that would easily approach $300 in any major city (that story is at the bottom of this post).  On our next cruise this past winter on board the Silhouette, our ship offered more dining options, but at more of a premium.  At $110+ per meal ($45/pp plus tip) we knew that we wouldn’t be able to enjoy all their fabulous specialty dining options – many of which feature James Beard chefs (Qsine, Blu, Murano, Tuscan Grill, Lawn Club, Bistro on Five and Bacio Gelateria).  We had to choose carefully among them… and I think we nailed it!

The chef's are like rock stars.  Here, our Executive Chef (Anthony R. Wilson) ascends through the stage floor like he's Mick Jagger
The chef’s are like rock stars. Here, our Executive Chef (Anthony R. Wilson) ascends through the stage floor like he’s Mick Jagger
Julia was quite literally knocked off her seat at the spectacle
Julia was quite literally knocked off her seat at the spectacle

Since this is not only a travel blog but also a food blog (identity crisis, much?), I have used this post to feature two of the “specialty dining” restaurants on the Silhouette.  This post is dedicated to two fabulous (is there a stronger word than fabulous?  If so… insert it please) meals that we enjoyed at Qsine and Murano.   I have included a description of each restaurant, copied directly from the company website.

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Qsine® offers a culinary journey that delivers elements of surprise and delight. Our James Beard featured Master Chef created Qsine to give you something you’ve never experienced before—on land or at sea. Leave any preconceived notions behind. Dig in and try new things. It’s time your palate got a wakeup call. Our iPad® menus make your dining experience even more fun and interactive.

“Popcorn” Fish n’ Chips – Boddingtons Battered Codfish & Chips, Malt Vinegar or Aioli
Sushi Lollipops - Nigiri Sushi, Soy Center, Wasabi Mayo & Pickled Ginger-Radish Salad
Sushi Lollipops – Nigiri Sushi, Soy Center, Wasabi Mayo & Pickled Ginger-Radish Salad
Disco Shrimp - Bouillon Poached Tiger Shrimp, Avocado, Tomato & Celery, with Cocktail Aioli and Crunchy Toppings
Disco Shrimp – Bouillon Poached Tiger Shrimp, Avocado, Tomato & Celery, with Cocktail Aioli and Crunchy Toppings
Lava Crab - Alaskan King Crab, Sweet Yellow Corn & Scallions, Kataifi with Old-Bay Lobster Sauce
Lava Crab – Alaskan King Crab, Sweet Yellow Corn & Scallions, Kataifi with Old-Bay Lobster Sauce
Lobster Escargot - Lobster & Escargot Fritters with Parsley-Garlic Butter Sauce
Lobster Escargot – Lobster & Escargot Fritters with Parsley-Garlic Butter Sauce
Slider Party - Grilled Angus Beef Patties, Aged Wisconsin Cheddar,
Slider Party – Grilled Angus Beef Patties, Aged Wisconsin Cheddar, “Qsine Slider Sauce”, Brioche Buns & Garnishes…
Taco
Taco “Royale” – Black Angus Sirloin Steak, Unordinary Tacos, Caramelized Onion-Poblano & Mortar Pestle Guacamole
Julia needed a chefs hat to properly mix the guacamole
Julia needed a chefs hat to properly mix the guacamole
Painter's Mignon - Filet Mignon with palatable pleasers
Painter’s Mignon – Filet Mignon with palatable pleasers
You can use the
You can use the “surprise” puzzle box to select your dessert
Or they'll just show up with candied lollipops to tease your senses
Or they’ll just show up with candied lollipops to tease your senses

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Impeccable service, classic design, world-class cuisine and comfortable sophistication are celebrated to the utmost in Murano. Experience tableside lobster presentation, an expansive selection of artisanal cheeses from around the world, or the extensive American and French wine list.

Charming and timeless, Murano transports you, through palate and décor, to a modern and sophisticated level of dining.

Jen and I are all aglow while attending an adult dinner without kids forks and sippy cups
Jen and I are all aglow while attending an adult dinner without kids forks and sippy cups
The lobster bisque had a wonderful table side presentation
The lobster bisque had a wonderful table side presentation
Creamy Maine Lobster Bisque - Leek and Shallot Flan, Cognac Cream, Crispy Sweet Yellow Corn Beignets
Creamy Maine Lobster Bisque – Leek and Shallot Flan, Cognac Cream, Crispy Sweet Yellow Corn Beignets
Pork Belly - Parsnip Purée, Caramelized Apples, Calvados Jus
Pork Belly – Parsnip Purée, Caramelized Apples, Calvados Jus
Warm Goat Cheese Soufflé - Smoked Tomato Coulis, Parmesan Cream, Basil Pesto
Warm Goat Cheese Soufflé – Smoked Tomato Coulis, Parmesan Cream, Basil Pesto
Smoked Salmon & Peekytoe Crab Parfait - Layered with Avocado, Salmon Caviar, Crème Fraîche, Petite Greens
Smoked Salmon & Peekytoe Crab Parfait – Layered with Avocado, Salmon Caviar, Crème Fraîche, Petite Greens
Jen's lobster was prepared table side - this poor guy almost never left the side of our table with all of his various preparations
Jen’s lobster was prepared table side – this poor guy almost never left the side of our table with all of his various preparations
Some of the ingredients mixed in to her lobster dish
Some of the ingredients mixed in to her lobster dish
Greg's Herb Crusted Lamb Rack - Pea Purée, Tomato Confit, Baby Carrots, Spice Meatball, Garlic Jus
Greg’s Herb Crusted Lamb Rack – Pea Purée, Tomato Confit, Baby Carrots, Spice Meatball, Garlic Jus
Jen's Murano Lobster - Cognac Flambéed Warm Water Lobster Tail, Fresh Basil, Applewood Smoked Bacon, Dijon-Cream
Jen’s Murano Lobster – Cognac Flambéed Warm Water Lobster Tail, Fresh Basil, Applewood Smoked Bacon, Dijon-Cream
A Fine Selection of Artisan Cheeses served with Pain de Campagne and Dry Fruits
A Fine Selection of Artisan Cheeses served with Pain de Campagne and Dry Fruits
My cheese plate
My cheese plate
WOW!
WOW!
Caramel and White Coffee Ice Cream, Dolce, Far Niente, Napa Valley
Caramel and White Coffee Ice Cream, Dolce, Far Niente, Napa Valley
Grand Marnier Soufflé Crème Anglaise á la Gousse Tahitienne
Grand Marnier Soufflé – Crème Anglaise á la Gousse Tahitienne
Crepe with fresh fruit topping prepared table side
Crêpe with fresh fruit topping prepared table side

We were drawn in by the fun food-play in Qsine and the ability to order our meal on iPads.  The food and ambiance did not disappoint. We thoroughly enjoyed our meal at Murano because we had a built in surprise.  My parents wanted to give Jen this meal for her birthday and even included four hours of “in-room” babysitting for Julia, which was even sweeter than the restaurant’s jaw dropping desserts.  And in case you were counting, yes – that was four appetizers and three desserts in Murano (and countless dishes in Qsine).  I mean, once you pay the price of admission… it’s all included, after all!

I hope you enjoyed taking another culinary voyage with me (this time on the high seas).  I hope your taste buds were satisfied.  Tune back in soon when we conclude our cruise with visits to Montenegro, Croatia, Sicily and Naples.  Ciao tutti!

Let’s Set Sail Together Again (Corfu, Greece)!

It’s been nearly a month and a half since my last meaningful post and I am once again faced with the monumental task of getting caught back up.  I’m not sure how or why I allowed myself to get so far behind, but I do know that I have left myself a lot of work.  The wine, cheese and salami will just have to wait (well, I suppose it can’t hurt to have a little wine while I write).  I would like to apologize to my readers for this delay and I would like to acknowledge one loyal reader in particular;  Helen  actually reached out to me through our Contact Us page and basically said, “what the hell, Greg – where’ve you been?!”  Helen and everyone – even though it can’t excuse the lack of content, we  just got back from a two-week trip to the States where, in my capacity as Best Man, I roasted my good buddy Josh and toasted his beautiful bride, Abby (read about Josh and Abby’s trip to visit us here and here).

While we were home, I rediscovered some magical things – burritos, quality customer service and Netflix.  We haven’t watched as much TV over the past year as we did over the past two weeks.  I became obsessed with the Netflix original series, House of Cards – an amazing drama starring, Kevin Spacey as Frank Underwood, a cagey and politically ambitious congressman who is constantly scheming and conniving to reach the next rung of the political ladder.  If Frank Underwood can work through all hours of the night and stay ten moves ahead of his opposition, surely I can bang out a few extra blog posts in the next couple weeks.

You and me both, Frank
You and me both, Frank

We still have tons of travel left to do together – I’ve only written about the very first part of our cruise late last year and so much has happened since.  So put on your boating shoes and let’s get going…

Here we go again!
Here we go again!

When I last left you, we had already visited Rome (here and here) before hitting the Mediterranean Sea for Florence.  We spent the next day at sea (which means there is no port and therefore no disembarking the ship), which can often be my favorite time onboard a cruise ship.  We tend to pick our cruises based on the ports of call, but I always like to be sure there are two or three sea days allotted in the itinerary.  It may sound crazy – but it’s nice to have a day to relax in the middle of it all.  Carrying a toddler, stroller, backpack (and sometimes even a wife) across miles and miles of city streets, on and off tour buses and in and out of museums [while rewarding] is a lot of work.  To have a day where you cannot do anything other than enjoy your ship’s amenities is a pretty sweet prospect.  That, and I like to gamble – sea day’s are the only time you can sit in the casino all day (or as long as your wife can tolerate being left alone with your child).

A dormant volcano visible from the ship while we sailed past Sicily
A dormant volcano visible from the ship while we sailed past Sicily
Apparently, gambling is a part of our blood line - Julia enjoys the Casino as much as I do
Apparently, gambling is a part of our blood line – Julia enjoys the Casino as much as I do
First she hit the slots
First she hit the slots
Next, she discovered the blackjack tables - that is definitely my little girl
Next, she discovered the blackjack tables – that is definitely my little girl

The first sea day was also the first “formal night” and so we all three enjoyed an opportunity to get dressed up and go to dinner.  I was up a little after a hard day playing blackjack and so I was in high spirits. The delicious prime rib they served helped to keep me and my tummy happy (they even brought it out “bloody and still mooing with a mountain of horseradish”, just like I asked) .  After dinner, we took in a very enjoyable show and went to bed content with a day of doing… well, not much of anything.

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Ready for a fun “night on the town”
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Julia let me take her for a spin on the dance floor before dinner
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Julia and Jen at dinner

The next day we woke up at port in Corfu, Greece.  It was drizzling and we had a long day at port in a relatively small city, so we decided we would try to wait out the rain on the ship.  We spent the morning participating in some of the cheesy activities organized by the ship’s Cruise Director (imagine a business team building activity).  It would have been an uneventful morning if it had not been for a strengthening bond between two little girls who would quickly be known as the fastest of friends onboard Celebrity’s Silhouette.  Ava had met Julia in one of the cafe’s the day before and  she didn’t hesitate to chat her up on either occasion.  She was likely craving companionship of someone close to her own age (Ava is about a year older).  The two instantly clicked and after the game, they spent some time dancing, playing and “conversing” (if you can consider each girl stating her independent and random observations a conversation).

We meandered about the ship while we waited for the clouds to disperse
We meandered about the ship while we waited for the clouds to disperse
Ava found a new friend in Julia and Julia discovered her new hero
Ava found a new friend in Julia and Julia discovered her new hero

As the girls played, we spent some time getting to know Ava’s parents, Catherine and Jim without realizing that we were making fast friends of our own.  After just a few minutes talking with Cat and Jim, we learned that they have a close-knit family too – they were cruising with Jim’s brother, “Uncle” Mike and his wife, Feng  as well as the boy’s parents – Bob and Dorothy.  The entire family was very pleasant and even though we didn’t realize it at the time, we were forming a relationship with a big family we would “adopt” as our own for the remainder of the cruise.  Eventually, the rain let up and we took our leave for Corfu.

A panoramic of Corfu, Greece
A panoramic of Corfu, Greece

Corfu is a Greek Island dating back to 1300 BC when it was first inhabited by the Phaeacians.  The history of the island is a story penned by bloody battles and conquests.  This is evidenced by the two fortresses that enclose the capital city; two formidable structures standing as pillars of protection against would-be invaders from the sea .  Jen and I decided that we were up for a walk and so we strolled from the ship, past the “New” Fortress (Νέο Φρούριο) and into the downtown area.  We meandered past ancient churches and charming shops and restaurants when heard a tiny, little voice scream, “Juila”!  It was her new friend Ava, who came barreling up and generously gave Julia a big hug and a piece of her bread.  We kept hiking past the outskirts of town and into the Old Fortress (Παλαιό Φρούριο) – a citadel that offers the most magnificent panoramic of the ancient city, justifiably deemed a  UNESCO World Heritage Site.

Strolling through the city streets and taking in the shops
Strolling through the city streets and taking in the shops
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The city streets of ancient Corfu are full of charm
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We walked past beautiful churches
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We came across Ava eating lunch with her family
Old Fortress (Παλαιό Φρούριο)
Old Fortress (Παλαιό Φρούριο)
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The Old Fortress and church that was built on the grounds for the soldiers
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Crossing the drawbridge toward the Old Fortress
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The church and Old Fortress high atop the rocks
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Jen and Julia stroll across a desolate stretch on their way toward the church
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A view of the sea from the fortress walls
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Jen and Julia take in the view
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From the top of the cliff, we had a great view of the city and our ship
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Julia sits along a fortress wall with Corfu in the background
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She gives me a big hug
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Jen wanted to get in on that action

After a pleasant and rewarding day, we concluded our self-guided tour when we missed the last bus back to the ship, thereby closing the loop on our long walk by hustling back to the ship on foot.  We were just moments away from getting back on a course of exploration throughout eastern Europe, just as I am back on track  blogging.  For any other HOC (House of Cards) fans out there, imagine me concluding this post with two quick raps of my class ring on the desk.  Frank Underwood would be proud!