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Oktoberfest… What More Can I Say?!

The title says it all.  What commentary can I possibly add to a post who’s pictures tell the entire story?!  Normally, I envision my readers hanging on to my every word and each carefully crafted pun (I said that I “envision” it… I know it doesn’t really happen) – but this time, I think I’ll let the pictures do most of the talking.  Of course, I do have to give some sort of framework around the pictures (hey, it is my blog, after all).

Crowds fill the streets during Oktoberfest 2013

You may have just read about Josh and Abby’s visit where we ate too much, indulged too much and just did… too much!  You know, the norm.  We were lucky enough to also have Dave and Jill drop in for part of their trip and join us again in Munich, Germany for Oktoberfest.  We were excited to get to the party – but before we could drink our first liter of beer in Munich, we needed to get there.  There is no better way to travel through Europe than the train – and when you have an overnight-train option, it’s a win.  You get your “hotel room” for the night included in the cost of transportation.  But travelers be forewarned – the Ritz… It.  Is.  Not!

We took up four of the six bunk beds in our tiny room – luckily our “neighbors” were normal and smelled fine
Plenty of headroom in the top bunk
I settled in nicely

I couldn’t figure out why Google Maps said that the capital city of the German state of Bavaria was only about 6 hours by car and nearly 11 hours by train.  We figured out the mystery when our train stopped in Verona for four hours – and they cut the air conditioning to conserve energy (I’m sweating just thinking about it).  Josh and I were wide awake when we pulled into Verona at 11:00pm, so we opted to hop off the train for a few minutes and inhale some fresh air.  Since we had plenty of time, we thought we’d go for a short walk.  Forty minutes later, the Arena di Verona appeared before us and light up the night’s sky.  We certainly didn’t envision being in the middle of Verona just after midnight, but all of a sudden… there we were.  In fact, we were so unprepared that we were wearing our pajamas and flip flops, with very little money and no cell phones on our person.  The fact that I couldn’t take a picture of us in our tank tops and shorts in front of the colosseum was depressing (I had the blog in mind) – but it was quite a fun adventure.  We certainly stuck out more than any normal American tourist possibly could – the place was packed with people as a concert had just let out.  We took a cab back to the train station and experienced a moment of panic when we discovered all the doors to the station had been locked with heavy chains and deadbolts (meanwhile, the girls were asleep on the train with no way to contact us).  We found the one open entrance and still had plenty of time to share some whisky with people from our train, as our feet dangled over the tracks.

The arena in Verona – I borrowed this image from a trip I took earlier this year.  We were walking around this main piazza in our pajamas

When we pulled into Munich the next morning, we were actually feeling quite refreshed despite a horrible night’s sleep.  We were blessed with an early check-in at the hotel, so we quickly showered and got ready for the day.  We ended up arriving in the Theresienwiese (the fairground where Oktoberfest is held) by a respectable 11:00am.  There have been a few things in my life that have completely overwhelmed me.  Seeing my bride walk down the aisle.  Witnessing the birth of my daughter.  And now I can add to that list… Oktoberfest.

Passing under the main gates for the first time in our lives
Each of the tents had their official wagon of barrels in front as part of the display

Oktoberfest is the world’s largest fair, held each year over a period of 16 days.  The fair is host to over six million visitors from around the world.  That’s like inviting every single person in the country of El Salvador to come stay in your city for two weeks!  A staggering seven million liters of beer are consumed during the festival.  Only beer conforming to the Reinheitsgebot (beer brewed within the city limits of Munich and containing 6% alcohol) may be served at Oktoberfest.  There are only six brewers that meet this requirement and have the right to serve their beer.

Our first four liters of official Oktoberfest beer

How did this all get started, you say?  Well, on October 12, 1810 King Ludwig I married Princess Therese of Saxe-Hildburghausen.  The good citizens of Munich were invited to attend the joyous festivities in the fields in front of the city gates.  The fields adopted the name, Theresienwiese (Theresa’s Meadow).  The festival grew significantly in attendance as well as production value over the next two hundred years.  The modern festival is all contained within the current Theresienwiese – an enclosed fairground in the southwest portion of the city.  The fair is broken into a maze of streets divided by large tents (the Hippodrom, the Armbrustschützenzelt, etc.) and small tents (Ammer Hühner & Entenbraterei or Bodo’s Cafezelt, for example).  The tents are where most attendees spend the majority of their time – where all the beer drinking, rebel rousing, singing and chaos takes place.  The rest of the fairgrounds are comprised of the food vendors (serving traditional foods, such as Schweinebraten, Würstl and Käsespätzle), souvenir stands (where you can purchase a traditional steinkrug – beer stein) and carnival games and rides.  Take it from me – you do not want to get separated from your group after consuming half a dozen liters… the grounds all begin to look exactly the same.  You might decide to break down and cry like a 9 year old girl who got separated from her parents (I’m not confirming or denying this actually happened).

One of the larger tents – Hofbräu-Festzelt (Hofbräuhaus tent)
Another of the large tents – Armbrustschützenzelt (Paulaner Beer)
A street scene in the fairground – carnival rides and games as well as various vendors
Food stand
Carnival game – knocking cans over
Another carnival game – rifles

Since we had arrived at a respectable hour (before noon) we took a chance on one of the more popular tents, Hofbräu-Festzelt – the counterpart of the famous, Hofbräuhaus.  We settled into a wonderful spot, with plenty of space to spread out and enjoy our first tasty bier (beer) and brezen (pretzel). Some Aussies sat down next to us and the real party began.  Our new friends were hilarious, fun and really made the party!

Walking in to the Hofbräu-Festzelt
Josh and I smile for a photo while we wait for our first beir
The delicious first “taste” of Oktoberfest
Jen’s first beer
Abby’s first brezen
A group shot at our first table
Aloisius waits patiently for the girls to start throwing their bras up toward him
Our crazy Aussie friend, demonstrating his “angry dolphin” and his torn lederhosen

Despite the fun we were having, I had one harrowing thought repeating over and over in my head – “I’m not wearing any lederhosen!”  The garment of Bavarian working-class men has become the traditional garb of the festival… and there I was wearing a stupid sweater and a pair of jeans.  I felt as uncomfortable as if I had shown up to an interview wearing sweatpants and an REO Speedwagon tee shirt.  I was able to convince Josh to head to the “lederhosen outlet” we saw adjacent to the fairground’s entrance.  We found a Turkish businessman that owned a booming store with plenty of folks in the exact same predicament as us… people that showed up not realizing everyone gets into the spirit of tradition.  I asked to see his cheapest pair of lederhosen, I tried them on and selected a matching shirt.  After some quick negotiating, I was all dolled-up for €60.  But that wasn’t the end of it.  You see, Josh had tried on the same pair, but it didn’t compliment his butt properly.  So he tried on another pair.  The color of that pair didn’t compliment his eyes (or something like that).  A third pair didn’t flatter his calves properly.  Finally, he ended getting the perfect pair, a traditional shirt, socks and who knows what else.  His total?  €150 (about $210)!  I’m laughing to myself all over again as I’m typing this.  He was so mad at me the entire walk back (for “making” him buy lederhosen) that he barely talked to me.  His temper was further exasperated when Abby couldn’t believe how much he spent for such a “stupid shirt”!  He ended up throwing his new shirt away and putting his original shirt on under his lederhosen. Now that we were properly dressed, I could relax and start drinking!

I came back ready to really join the party
A local photographer for a Munich paper got a photo of this beautiful couple
Now that I’ve got my lederhosen, I’ve got a big grin
Jen and Abby got to work while we were out
Silly girls
If someone stands up on their bench, it means they have to “skull” or drink their entire beer
Finishing it will earn you cheers; falling short will land you public shame and jeers from the crowd
My new buddy helps me track my consumption of steins
Abby poses for a picture in a picture in a picture…

Dave and Jill found our spot in the tent while Josh and I were buying our lederhosen and the party really started to take off.  We spent some more time in the Hofbräu-Festzelt, before deciding on a change of scenery.  We walked toward another tent (I couldn’t tell you which one if my life depended on it), stopping only for some würstl (sausage) and to pick each other up off the ground.  All the carnival games had gotten Josh and my typical competitive  juices flowing – and so we left the group momentarily to compete.  He took me in the first competition (knocking pins over) and I crushed him in the next (shooting ducks with a rifle… how I was able to hit 8/10 I’ll never know).  While we were decided what the tie-breaker should be, we somehow just devolved into wrestling in the middle of the festival.

Dave and Jill join us in the first tent
Group photo
Dave and Jen cheers
This guy was soaking his dreads and having people suck the beer from them
He tries to get Dave to participate
We shuffle from our first tent to our second…
Our second tent – they were serving Hefeweizen
The girls were dancing… not sure where the bunny ears came from
Three different version of “Blue Steel” and a pretty smile
Another group shot
Josh and I venture to the outside world
Josh does a little shimmy…
…. and a shake
We start wrestling
I think it just turned into big man-hugs
This is what Josh found when he got back – the girls were just taking a short power-nap.  They did rally though

We kept the party going for several more hours before finally heading home.  It felt like 2:00am but was actually only about 10:30pm.

Classic – I couldn’t tell you where this hat came from
One of our last photos of the night

The next day, we enjoyed a fabulous breakfast sponsored by our hotel, the New Orly.  We still had so much of the city to absorb, so we eagerly set out as soon as we gulped down our final freshly squeezed orange juice.  Our first stop – Abby’s lifelong quest to see the Rathaus-Glockenspiel in the Marienplatz (center of the Old Town).  The Rathaus-Glockenspiel is basically a giant cuckoo clock in the Town Hall building – but instead of a bird popping out, 32 life-sized figured dance to 43 bells and tell the story of Renata of Lorraine’s marriage to Duke Wilhem V (the founder of Hofbräuhaus and my personal hero).

Neues Rathaus (New Town Hall) in the Marienplatz
The central tower housed the Rathaus-Glockenspiel
A collection of pretzels dangling just out of reach
Josh and I stand under the pretzel tree

After witnessing the dancing figures, we walked around, taking in the sights of Altstadt (Old Town) – including impressive churches like the Dom zu Unserer Lieben Frau and Theatinerkirche St. Kajetan as well as the Royal Gardens and so much more.

Beautiful building in the Altstadt
The Frauenkirche (Dom zu Unserer Lieben Frau, “Cathedral of Our Dear Lady”)
Theatinerkirche St. Kajetan (Theatine Church of St. Cajetan)
I’m happy to embrace all of Munich at once
Josh and Abby in the Royal Gardens
Me and Jen in the Royal Gardens
We were lucky to have a beautiful second day

At this point we had been in Munich for nearly two days and had yet to visit a biergarten (beer garden), so we asked some locals for their recommendation and set our sights toward the Chinesischer Turm (Chinese Beer Garden) located in the middle of the Englischer Garten (English Garden), Munich’s largest park.  We settled in for a beer outside and listened as the band played some traditional German music.  We grabbed lunch and awaited Dave and Jill’s arrival.

Inside the Chinese beer garden
This is where our group reunited for the second time
The Englischer Garten has a unique feature – a man-made wave pool in one of the park’s rivers
We watched the surfers catch gnarly waves for a little while

After everyone had their fill of beer and food, we walked to the train station and headed back to the Theresienwiese for Round 2 of official Oktoberfest festivities (FYI – the Aussies we had been congregating with the day before had been in Munich five days and hadn’t once explored outside the fairgrounds – I don’t think I’ve had stamina like that since I was 18 years old).  We visited a few more tents, drank a few more liters and ate a few more würstl’s.  A highlight of the day was when we were sitting with some proper English lads and recounted the tales of our insane Australian friends from the day before.  Not wanting to be outdone by the offspring of their country’s prisoners, one of the chaps took off his shoe and drank beer from it!  Then they left to go ride roller coasters.  I don’t think they quite reached the same level as the Aussie’s – but they got an “A” for effort.

Round Two begins…
We stop for a photo before settling in to our first tent
We chose the Bräurosl tent for our second day
Inside the tent – it was hard to find seats because it was late in the day
The entire gang on the second day
Jen and I salute another day of fun
I didn’t know Robert De Niro’s older brother would be at Oktoberfest
Having fun
Our British pal
Oh, that’s just nasty
I pretend to do the same thing with a shoe I found – what was I thinking?!
I am about to buy my last würstl of the trip
I ordered the biggest one they sold
We shared our final table at Oktoberfest with native Bavarians
The Hofbräu-Festzelt as our time in Munich comes to a close

As the sun was setting we headed back to the train station and boarded our overnight train back to Como.  Josh and Abby disembarked the train in Verona, venturing on their own to Venice for a romantic day-trip and overnight stay.  We had an amazing time in Munich with our wonderful friends Josh, Abby, Dave and Jill – something that we’ll never forget.  If you have never been to Oktoberfest… add it to your bucket list.  Jen and I will be happy to go back with you!

Abby brought Julia back an authentic lebkuchenherz (heart-shaped gingerbread cookie)

How Do You Say, “The End” in German?

Two posts about the Dolomites and now four posts about Austria… will the posts about this road trip ever end?!  I promise, I’ll wrap it up here… I think I’m spending as much time writing as I did enjoying the trip!

An unfortunate haze covers a beautiful city

You may have gathered (HERE) that we instantly fell in love with Salzburg and extended our trip by an extra day/night to see more.  We started day one with a visit to a castle, Hohenwerfen Fortress and so I thought starting our second day with a visit to it’s sister castle, Festung Hohensalzburg would be appropriate.

Castle tower
Inside the main gates
From the main courtyard

Festung Hohensalzburg (literally, High Salzburg Fortress) sits atop the Festungberg Mountain, commanding a view of all Salzburg – a useful feature during the middle ages.  Today, the opposite is even better – a view of the beautiful castle is ever-present as you walk through the city below.  I described a history of it’s sister castle (HERE) – the purpose for this castle was the same.  The original fortification began in 1077 under Archbishop Gebhard von Helfenstein as one of three fortifications during the Investiture Controversy.  Today, it remains as one of the largest medieval castles in all of Europe.

The day was hazy, which was unfortunate given our high position over the city.  I was hoping to capture some amazing panoramas of the city – but the haze wanted to get in my way.  Still, the castle tour was amazing.  We started with a ride up the funicular and then wound our way through the various museums built into the original fortress.

A ride up the funicular
Beautiful views blocked by fog
Wouldn’t want to pick a fight with this crew
I like my lady wearing a bit more “contemporary” undergarments
Don’t be a jackass in the 15th century – or else you’d be sporting this
Guys – just go ahead and shiver.  Yeah, this punishment is for THAT
The chapel
Julia found her knight in shining armor
Leaving the main castle
“My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard…no, really.  Where’s my milkshake?”
Castle tower
View from below

Next up, a classic Sound of Music attraction – Schloss Leopoldskron.  The movie was filmed in Salzburg in 1965 and Schloss Leopoldskron, an amazing estate just outside the city – served as the backdrop for some of the most infamous scenes.  Surprisingly, the city’s fascination with the movie consumed me and I did an ample amount of research about the film.  It turns out, many tour operators pass off the estate as the Von Trapp Family home featured in the movie.  Couple points of order (during which, we’ll take a brief detour).  The movie, The Sound of Music staring Julie Andrews (America’s earlier version of Julia Roberts) was based on the 1959 musical, The Von Trapp Family Singers.  The musical was based on the real life Von Trapp family, a family that lived in Austria in the early 1900’s.  OK – this brings us back to Schloss Leopoldskron, which is often falsely presented as the Von Trapp home.  The real family did not live there (they lived in a more modest estate in another neighborhood).  This was not their home in the movie (there’s only one brief front exterior scene of the Von Trapp home, and that was yet another estate).  They did not film inside (the interior shots were done in Hollywood).  So, why on earth would anyone come here?  Well, it’s easy for tours to pass off as the home because it’s a wonderful sight to behold and who really remembers anyway?!  The tie to the movie you ask… remember when the kids paddle home in the canoe to meet The Captain’s girlfriend (and fall in the lake, getting soaked in the process)?  Well, that scene was filmed here (and the subsequent scene with the pink lemonade).  In any event, it made for a nice walk along the side of the castle and down into another town.  Plus, we still had a lot of sausage and pretzels to work off!

We followed a beautiful road that wrapped us around the castle
Julia kept wanting to “pet” the ducks – Villa in the back
Schloss Leopoldskron – castle in the background
A stroll with one of my favorite ladies
As we walked back, we navigated through town and then walked along the river.  Our new mission – successfully make it to Augustinerkloster und Brau – a beer house and oh, so much more!  But we passed an outdoor food market… the best kind of market.  I had to stop and get a German sandwich.
Rooftop view along the route back to the city
Soft pretzels – I happen to be a sucker
I love me some vendor food – this place made a mean sandwich

Eventually, we made it to Augustinerbier.  The monastery, now turned beer hall is furnished with a large dining area (picture your mall’s food court, but exclusively German food… and no samples on toothpicks), several great halls for drinking, a beer garden and more.  The brewery was founded in 1621 by Augustinian monks called from Bavaria.  To this day, they follow the Purity Law of Brewing, set in 1516.  Your journey begins by picking a mug (the size of your choosing) and then washing it in a communal sink.  Next, you present your mug to be filled and go find your seat.  Many of the tables are reserved, so move fast!  We were among the first through the doors at 3:00pm on a Wednesday and the place was packed within 20 minutes.  Many of the tables are reserved for individuals and companies – just like box seats at a stadium.

The most amazing beer house I’ve ever been to outside of Munich
I think this says, “Come in and enjoy some beer”
Food court before the crowds arrived
Choose your mug
Give it a good rinse (that’s not me, by the way)
Guess who’s is who’s.  You’re correct… mine is on the left.  Jen has a wooden leg
“Not, ‘cin-cin’ Mom… here you say, ‘prost’!”
Julia on the loose!
Look at the placards on the wall – choice seats go for big bucks
One of the smaller drinking halls
We were bummed it was too cold for the garden – maybe next time

After a couple brews (and apple juices for Julia) we had another Sound of Music destination – Mirabellgarten.  These immaculate gardens are beautifully maintained and offer the perfect line of sight to the castle on the hill.  They are also great for singing “do-ray-me-fa-so-la-te-do” and running beneath a tunnel of foliage.  I even helped a group of college girls photograph a replica of the moment when the Von Trapp family jumps on the entry steps.  They could only jump about 4″ off the ground.  It was not easy to photograph.

Beautifully maintained garden
Perfect juxtaposition with the castle – sad about the haze
Julia wanted to ride the “horse”
Early for flowers – but in a nice bloom
Julia ran around like a kid in a candy store
I had all of three seconds to capture this shot
The Von Trapps ran under this archway in the movie
A nice fountain
Many beautiful statues

As the sun fell behind my new favorite castle, we headed back toward the hotel to eat dinner.  We finally found Das Stadtwirtshaus, a restaurant near our hotel that we were unsuccessful in finding the day before.  The 24 hour wait was worth it – everything about the restaurant was exactly what we wanted.  Truly authentic and delicious.  Unfortunately, a full week in some of the most amazing places we’d ever seen and my camera’s memory card was full, so you’ll have to imagine this meal along with us.

The next day we woke up early and enjoyed a nice breakfast in our hotel. Afterward, we piled into the car and began the six hour ride home.  Our three-day trip that turned into a two-country-week-long-tour was finally over.  And so are the stories about this particular family adventure.  Thanks for reading!

The Hills Are Alive With the Sound of… Julia

Apparently I’m the only person in the world to forget that, “The Sound of Music” took place in Salzburg, Austria.  I base this observation on the countless number of tour operators and tourists we observed visiting and posing at key movie locations.  However, thanks to a quick iTunes movie download in the hotel, we were quickly singing our doe-ray-me’s along with the rest of the cheese balls.

Not only was this classic movie set and shot here, but a fairly famous musician was also born and raised in the city.  Perhaps you’ve heard of him… Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart.   Salzburg is an amazing city filled with a rich history and jaw-dropping beauty.  We left northern Italy for Austria on a whim two days prior.  We continued riding that whim and drove further into Austria to see Salzburg on the suggestion of family.  Since our expectations of the city were nonexistent, they were easy to surpass – but I would think this city could have easily leapt the most lofty of them all.
Julia taking in the sights
Since our first day in Salzburg was framed with an incredible visit to Hohenwerfen Castle (HERE), we didn’t arrive in the actual city until mid-afternoon.  Having spent more than the anticipated amount of time at the castle, we had a lot of ground to make up.  We walked down Linzer Gasse until we crossed over Staatsbrücke Brücke (State Bridge), one of the oldest in the city.  The original bridge was built in 1090 and now the 10th incantation of this passage stands with a plaque commemorating the slave labour from Eastern Europe used to reconstruct it during WWII.
View from the Staatsbrücke Brücke
Landestheatre (Provincial Theatre)

We spent quite a bit of time walking through the Altstadt (Old Town), taking in the marvel of the city.  My carefully planned itinerary seemed to constantly evolve as we made turn after turn based on our curiosity, rather than our plan of attack.  We strolled past the birthplace of Mozart, but declined to pay the €35 admission (for all of us) to see some old violins.  Sorry, Wolfgang…  I’m still a fan.

Street view – Google, I’m available for free-lance
St. Blaise’s Church at the end of the shops
Mozart’s first “crib”… literally, he was born here
We next discovered the Pferdeschwemme (Horse Pond) – one of two remaining in the city where horses would go to get cleaned.  In the middle stands a statue, Der Rossebändiger (horse whisperer), which is a bit of an inside joke unique to the city.  Not sure I got the joke, but we did enjoy the spectacle.
The Horse Pond with the “funny” statue in the middle
The pond is carved directly into the face of a mountain
A better view of the horse’s entrance

At this point in our voyage we were at a critical crossroads.  We could head northwest to the Augustinerkloster und Bräu (Monastery and Beer… a beer garden) for a brew and dinner.  This would consume the remainder of our first of only two days.  Or we could head southeast and continue further into the city.  I wanted it all, but knew we had to chose.  So we made the right choice – stay another night and do it all!  We postponed the Beer Garden for the next day.

We were happy with our choice to stay another day

We walked along Hofstallgasee, passing by some incredible sights – and always with an eye upward at Festung Hohensalsburg (the Castle that sits overlooking the city).

Festung Hohensalsburg above the city
Kollegienkirche (Collegiate Church)
A nice horse and buggy through the city would be fun
And the castle again

This path led us directly to St. Peter’s Abbey, one of the oldest monasteries in the German area.  The abbey was formed in 696 by Saint Rupert.  During medieval times, the monastery was known for its educational prowess.  Adjacent to the monestary were catacombs that were carved into the face of the mountain, just next to the cemetery.  St. Peter’s Cemetery was created at the time of Late Antiquity and therefore, older than the Abbey itself.  The dead have been buried here for 1,300 years.

Welcome!
Inside the courtyard
The Abbey at Saint Peter’s
“Hey guys, let’s go!”
“I’m not waiting for you suckers, I’m off!”
“Are you coming?!”
The cemetery
Always time to stop…
…and smell the roses
Catacomb Chapel built directly into the face of the mountain
Private burial sites
“I love this place!”

After leaving the awe-inspiring Abbey, we stopped to watch a life-sized chess match in action in the Domplatz (plaza outside the Dom).  One of the other spectators was nibbling on a giant pretzel and we had to get in on that action!

Check… and… mate!
Num-num-num!

Next up was the Dom of Salzburg, or Salzburg Cathedral.  Today’s baroque style cathedral was finished in 1628 and replaces the original cathedral built on the site in 774.  I’m sorry to admit, but most European cathedrals, while beautiful – do not particularly hold my attention.  However, the Dom was different.  My father-in law (Dominic) may say it’s because of the name – but I think perhaps the artwork and painting intrigued me a bit more.  We barely got out before closing, and somehow I became the valet as 30 people exited through the surprisingly heavy door I was holding.  Good thing I had eaten that pretzel for strength!

The Salzburg Dom
Allegoric figures representing an Angel, Devil, Wisdom and the Church
Jen lights a candle
Inside one of the domes
I promise – this door is as heavy as it looks

The day was winding down, and Julia needed to eat.  OK… I needed to eat.  We walked back toward the hotel and searched for a restaurant the concierge recommended, Das Stadtwirtshaus.  Our German hadn’t improved since we first arrived in Austria and we couldn’t find the place.  Instead, we found Altstadtheuriger-Bruderhof – a modern place that blended classic German cuisine with a contemporary style.  The result was delightful. And Julia couldn’t have had any more fun!

“We’re eating weinerschnitzel?! Hahaha!”
“Daddy, you’re so funny…you said schnitzel!”
“BWHAHAHAHAHA!”
“Oh, did you want to sit here?!”
Clear beef soup with root vegetable and liver dumpling
Wienerschnitzel served with parsley potatoes
Baked breast of corn chicken
served with a creamy and lime flavored cucumbers and parsley potatoes

At the end of the day, we still hadn’t visited the castle overlooking the city, had a beer at the beer garden or seen any of the classic Sound of Music sights.  Glad we had planned to stay an extra day – we would be busy waking up the hills with the sound of our music tomorrow!

“G’day Mate” from Innsbruck, Austria

Strange… not only do they not say, “g’day mate” in Austria – they speak German!  Oh well, what’re you gonna do?!

Innsbruck, Austria

After we spent four wonderful days in the Dolomiti mountains (which you can read about HERE and HERE), we planned an impromptu trip to Austria.  The Dolomites span across the northern end of the Italy, just south of Austria.  A quick google search confirmed that we could arrive in Innsbruck in under three hours and the opportunity was too good to pass up.  Once we explained our plan to visit Innsbruck to Claudia’s cousin, Angelo – he suggested we also stop by Salzburg.  Well, what’s another couple hours drive and another day or two?  After all, we didn’t think we’d be back in Austria anytime soon.

I spent our last night in Canale D’ Agordo (Italy) booking an Innsbruck hotel, researching tourist attractions and planning our itinerary.  I was up early, with breakfast in my belly and our luggage in the car by 8:30am.  We got on the road at 11:30am.

The GPS took us on small streets winding through the mountains, as opposed to the faster Autostrada – and that was perfectly fine with us.  The drive into Austria was probably the most pleasurable drive I’ve ever undertaken.  While I loved chauffeuring my wife and baby, I must admit that I did envision instead riding my motorcycle; and sadly missed my poor Harley, sitting all by it’s lonesome in Maryland.

View from the road departing the Dolomites
A two-lane tunnel shooting through the mountain

Jen and I were awe-struck by the mountainous scenery; but also impressed by one noticeable phenomenon.  Once we crossed over the border into Austria, there seemed to be a castle or fortress at every turn.  I was nearly giddy – I’ve been on a caste-hunt since I moved to Italy.  And now I was as excited as a boy on prom night, knowing my first castle was just around the corner.

We were greeted by a castle almost immediately upon entering Austria
Older fortresses lined the newer road

We arrived in Innsbruck around mid-day and checked into our hotel.  We set out to walk and enjoy some of the sights the city had to offer.  Our hotel was centrally located (thank you, booking.com), so we wound slowly through the old city toward the funicular (cable car up the mountain).  Innsbruck has astonishing mountains surrounding the entire city, and we intended on elevating ourselves high enough to command a view of the entire city.

The Old City in Innsbruck
Great architecture
A pretty church peeking out

Along the way, we saw signs for the city zoo – an attraction I had read was enjoyable for families.  Since it was on the way, we decided to let Julia have some fun of her own.  What we didn’t realize was the trek was going to be quite challenging by foot.

Talk about your uphill climb!
We were tempted to stop here, but we pushed on

We continued to climb for over an hour on steep vertical streets until we finally arrived at the zoo.  We eagerly entered, excited to take a break from the climb up the mountain.  Oooohhh… so sorry!  Since the zoo was literally built into the side of a mountain – the zoo itself wound upward still.  I guess that explains why the mountain goats had one of the most impressive exhibits (and one of my favorites).

Alpenzoo – we made it!
Majestic wolf – he had just finished dancing with Kevin Costner
Large brown bear who got within feet of us
Julia wanted to play with a bear of her own

There was a petting zoo for Julia, who always loves getting a chance to pet the cute farm animals.

“Stop watching moooo eat!!!” 
Adorable lil guys!
“Uhh, mom – these guys are a little scary”
Stopping for a quick drink
Mommaguarda (look)!”
As we wound our way through the zoo’s path, we spotted various bird sanctuaries just off to the side.  Everyone had the option to enter and get face to face with various birds (without any glass or cages).  I opted to go in each one, but Jen has a small fear of birds so she didn’t go in any of these exhibits.  However, strangely enough – the path eventually led us directly into one of these sanctuaries.  There was no going around it, so Jen would have to confront her fear.  Well, how bad could it be?

As we were walking through (a distance of maybe 20 yards from beginning to end) we first noticed the bird’s lunch – recently digested and lying about four feet from where we were walking.  It did not help Jen discover a newfound confidence in these winged mammals.

Lunch?!  Ummmm, are we next?!

Next, we came face to face with the great bird itself, taking a drink after it’s lunch.

“Oh, he doesn’t look so bad”
“Well, he’s coming closer”
“Umm, and closer!” (at this point – he was hissing)
Here is Jen, gripped by fear and making a dash for the door

This guy was clearly not happy we had come into his world.  He perched atop a nearby rock and hissed until we both cleared from his home.  I couldn’t help but laugh at Jen’s gripping fear coming full surface.  That is, until I had to walk past him myself.  I’d be lying if I didn’t say I hugged the right side of the wall.  Next, we came to another one of these death cages.  Only, this one was marked by heavy chains!!!  What is this?!  Some kind of torture zoo?!  What type of carnivorous bird was in this exhibit?!

What lies behind the chains?!
Nothing but a bunch of these cute, little guys.  WHEW!

After we finished at the zoo, we walked the short way to the funicular.  The ride up was fun and the view was truly worth it.  We stopped to get a bite for Julia – something that proved to be either a mistake or a wonderful turn of events (depending on how we decided to look at it), as we missed the final cable car by mere minutes.  We started the long walk down, a bit nervous about how long the walk might take.

The funicular station
Jen and Julia at the base of the station
View over Innsbruck
The beautiful mountains surround the city

We thought it wise to follow a sign to the zoo, quite some distance below.  I knew I could easily get us home from the zoo and so following the sign (as opposed to the actual road) seemed smart at the time.  We had no idea this particular route would add a significant amount of time… but also give us a memory of Innsbruck we’d always cherish.

A sign we saw later, noting the path

We didn’t seem to notice as the road narrowed, and then the pavement disappeared.  We were too taken with the beauty of nature and the view of the city in the twilight.

City view as the sun sets
A portion of the funicular

When the path started making sharp turns and the branches and rocks started bouncing Julia’s stroller more than a lowrider with hydraulics – we realized we made a mistake.  As it turns out, our Italian is far better than our German.  The signs we saw pointing toward the zoo were for mountain bikers – we had begun a trajectory that wound us deep into the woods, on a steep descent.  There was just enough daylight to keep Jen from worrying too badly and so we made light of the situation.  I pointed out the positives – it was certainly a much more direct route down the mountain… and when else would we have an opportunity to hike through the hills in Innsbruck?

The path here was still fairly simple
It got a bit trickier – I took over the stroller

At one point, we found a vast clearing in the woods used as a small campground.  I reassured Jen that if we couldn’t find our way out of the woods, we had a wonderful place to camp.  She reminded me that we didn’t have any camping gear – I refrained from joking that our love would protect us.

A clearing along the way
Charming old bridge we passed by (but not over)
Back on a solid path, nearly at the bottom
It was dark by the end of the journey
We crossed one final bridge to get back to the city

At long last, we made it the base of the mountain just as the sun had set.  We rejoiced at our good fortune and decided a celebration was in order.  Since Julia was already fast asleep, we grabbed a bottle of wine and had a little party for two in our hotel room.

The main clock tower, back in town

Innsbruck is simply wonderful and we would love to have been able to spend more time there.  But I had already planned the next day, and Hohenwerfen Fortress (my first castle) was calling my name.